Justin Bieber Penis Astroturf, I mean PICS (SFW)

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This post is SFW, but feel free to click any of the links in it, if you actually want to see Justin Bieber's alleged penis.

So Justin Bieber claims that his laptop and camera were stolen during one of his shows. He says it has "a lot of personal footage" on the stolen items. The image below is purportedly of his pop star cock. Is circumcision uncommon...

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Not bad. Smooth, slender, hairless... could do with some piercings, but mostly just how I like my teenage boys.

I think I'll quit while he's ahead and decline to find out what his face looks like, though.