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Henry Rollins once said "Sex, drugs, and office supplies should never be paid for." I can always get free sex, but I believe that a man does not pay a woman for sex, he pays her to leave afterwards. Usually go for the freebie and deal with the drama. I can always get free drugs, but I am not about to wait for some game playing loser to cut me a line. Usually pay for the drugs. I don't think I have ever received free office supplies. How about everyone else?
Drugs are not my thing. Free sex and office supplies in abundance.
I wish I could get the free sex and i don't work in an office but I do get free art supplies sometimes
I've never paid for sex in my life, so check one.
Even though I don't do drugs, I've been offered drugs from several people (friends, truck drivers, etc.) so I guess I could check number two if I wanted.
And since my mom is a school teacher, office supplies are plenty in my house, so check number three.
And that must be the one thing office supplies have with sex and drugs. That and the letter "s".
... I guess.
as a teenager i never paid for drugs, specially not weed. i've never physically paid for sex, but i've been hurt by people i prolly should never have slept with, so i guess i paid in a since. i was a huge shoplifter. i stole everything i could get away with. i got such a kick out of it cause i never got caught. of course i never paid for office supplies, i never paid for anything.
henry rollins is the fucking man i try to catch him live when he makes it this way. drugs i could do for free. always have if i wanted to do them. sex is free got a great girlfriend that i get to fuck the shit out of a few times a day. office suplies?? i got a computer wtf i need office suplies for???? even if my girl works at dollar tree so ide haft to pay a dollar for that shit. the best things in life are free office suplies ide say not the best thing in life...
I get my sex for free, usually payed for drugs (right now I'm lacking the money and contacts, tho), and don't get free office supplies. Besides those I swipe at school.
i have amassed the worlds largest stapler collection from previous jobs.
And the sex and drugs?Quote:
Originally Posted by laurasbeenbad
I guess those are taken for granted.