and you thought your life sucked

wait till you read some of these peoples stories

http://www.mymiserablelife.com/

one of my favorites is:
She wants me to have a sex change - Tammy, TX, Age 19

I go by the name Tammy but my real name is Danny. My mother has forced me to dress like a girl for as long as I can remember. My older sister died in a house fire caused my my mother smoking in bed. No she calls me by her name and colors my hair just like my sisters hair. The worst moments in my life are bath time when she makes me hold my penis between my legs so she can't see it and bathes me. She wants me to have a sex change and has been coaching me on what to say so it can be done. I told her I will let her give me breast implants but I don't want them to cut off my penis. She just said it's not the same as being the whole girl we really know I am inside. I don't know what to do.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :yelrotflm :lol_hitti

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

I don't know what to do.

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There is someone who desperately needs to leave home, and I mean yesterday.

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Originally Posted by Nightingale

There is someone who desperately needs to leave home, and I mean yesterday.

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yeah seriously

altho the site claims all the stories are true i sure as hell hope most of them arent but if they are i feel a heck of alot better about my life which i think is their goal

Holy Shit thats all i can say holy fucking shit...

Yea the reality of it is that it happens more frequently than one cares to admit.

Now, I know that these things happen, but, am i the only one who thinks that might be total BS?

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Originally Posted by GasmaskGirl

Now, I know that these things happen, but, am i the only one who thinks that might be total BS?

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Quite probably, but there are people who do live in such situations and who really cannot get away from them, either through financial restrictions, age or simply because they have no idea whatsoever how to fend for themselves or where to turn to.

heres another good one:

I gave myself herpes - Joseph, New York, Age 25

My retarded ass gave myself genital herpes. I hate myself and think the world should take some time out and cap my sorry ass. Wanna know how I did it? I went out to a club. But before was sure to clear my lips of all outbreak. I got totally shitfaced at the club and got home. I met no women, because I'm a straight loser so I decided to crank up the computer and look at some online porn. I also thought it'd be a good idea to throw some chewing tobacco in my mouth before hand. Well needless to say I didn't even think to wash my hands before self-indulgence. The next day I felt a burning sensation on my dick and looked at it later that night. Nothing, next day though I took another look I have five little tiny zits right where I place my index finger on penis when I whack it. Good thing I used my index finger to pull my lip out to throw a dip in. Now I'm just a total fucking loser. Balding, with herpes and without a single friend. I am truly an island. I even know who I got herpes from...myself. I just wanna die. I've never had a real girlfriend and if I ever end up with one I'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel. I've thought about putting out a personals add. BALDING WITH HERPES SEEKS GIRL WITH PULSE. I wanna shrivel up into nothing in a world with no one, this plague has made me twenty times shier and than I already was. Please freeze me until a cure is here and I have enough money for some hair plugs. Shit, its wasn't so bad when you could say looks don't count. Now I'm just a washed up piece of shit.

:yelrotflm :yelrotflm

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

... The next day I felt a burning sensation on my dick and looked at it later that night. Nothing, next day though I took another look I have five little tiny zits right where I place my index finger on penis when I whack it. ...

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This one I don't believe. Five warts over night because he masturbated? No, this one's pulling his own ...

thats what make it so damn funny like what kind of a looser would need to make this crap up

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

thats what make it so damn funny like what kind of a looser would need to make this crap up

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A desperate need to fit in with your peers?

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

heres another good one:

I gave myself herpes - Joseph, New York, Age 25

My retarded ass gave myself genital herpes. I hate myself and think the world should take some time out and cap my sorry ass. Wanna know how I did it? I went out to a club. But before was sure to clear my lips of all outbreak. I got totally shitfaced at the club and got home. I met no women, because I'm a straight loser so I decided to crank up the computer and look at some online porn. I also thought it'd be a good idea to throw some chewing tobacco in my mouth before hand. Well needless to say I didn't even think to wash my hands before self-indulgence. The next day I felt a burning sensation on my dick and looked at it later that night. Nothing, next day though I took another look I have five little tiny zits right where I place my index finger on penis when I whack it. Good thing I used my index finger to pull my lip out to throw a dip in. Now I'm just a total fucking loser. Balding, with herpes and without a single friend. I am truly an island. I even know who I got herpes from...myself. I just wanna die. I've never had a real girlfriend and if I ever end up with one I'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel. I've thought about putting out a personals add. BALDING WITH HERPES SEEKS GIRL WITH PULSE. I wanna shrivel up into nothing in a world with no one, this plague has made me twenty times shier and than I already was. Please freeze me until a cure is here and I have enough money for some hair plugs. Shit, its wasn't so bad when you could say looks don't count. Now I'm just a washed up piece of shit.

:yelrotflm :yelrotflm

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look up herpies on webmd its not possible. he just got a rash from waking 2 hard.

I like this one:

I never felt quite normal - Nigel, Australia, Age 19

My troubles started when I was very young. My mother had a weird and sexual obsession with cucumbers. I found out later when I was older exactly what she was doing with the cucumbers. It was worse when I remembered that she often served us cucumber soup. From then on I never felt quite normal. I had few friends at school except for my pet donkey "spanky" who I had a close relationship with. When I was seventeen I went to a small town where I met a young man who had no mattress so I bought him one out of kindness. He took this the wrong way and ***** me on it several times. I found this very upsetting and decided to tell the cops. I spoke to one and he put me in the overnight lock up claiming that I was a ********* as the young man was only fifteen. THE DUMB FUCK GOT AWAY WITH IT!!! Three years later I met a nice woman. She had an obsession with pot belly pigs. That didn't last long as I later found out that she was screwing them on a regular basis. My life sux and I'm seriously considering committing suicide unless I meet a normal person.

Or, he could be that much of a loser.

i just submitted one. you can all call me praylin poopy pants

Name: Praylin

Age: 17

Location: California

Miserable_Life: While most kids are potty trained in thier toddler years, I am a senior and I still poop my pants. There are medicines I could take to prevent my pooping habbits, but my family has no medical insurance. It is really embarressing when I am sitting in class during silent reading time, and all of the sudden I have to poop. Because of this I have never had a boyfriend, I do not have friends, and I am teased constantly. The kids at school have called me "Praylin Poopy Pants" since Kindergarten. I constantly smell, I have to bring 2 changes of clothes to school everyday. I want to kill myself but my attempts have been ruined by my sudden bowel movements.

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Originally Posted by bre.star

I want to kill myself but my attempts have been ruined by my sudden bowel movements.

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this is the coolest thing ever :yelrotflm :thumb:

my life may suck, but at least I deal with it...... so these guys, if they're for real, well then I almost feel sorry for them.......but still these are kinda funny