A joke.

I'm not sure if I randomly came up with this joke, or if it's some famous comedian's material...


So you know how a girl can stop peeing on command, and how a guy cant. :cool: So if a girl were to start peeing in the woods and her friend scream "SOMEONE'S COMING!" she could just stop peeing.

If you scream that to a guy pissing in the woods, he'll put it back in his pants, and continue pissing, in his pants.

:1orglaugh :D

*bows*
~TQP

Well, I'm amused. Not that that is such a big accomplishment...*tee-hee*

i dont think its that funny but it isnt really true anyways i can stop pissing on command

The reason is, men don't give a fuck.
A guy and a girl are pissing in the woods (comunal pissing. Gotta be a fetish somewhere in this fucked-up world), and they hear, "Someone's coming!"
The girl jumps, pulls up her pants and runs for cover.
The guys growls, "fuck it", and continues to piss on. No woods-dwelling psycho's gonna interrupt this, the most perfect a surely sexiest moment of his day. He finishes, just in time to see this Jason Voorhies/Freddie Krueger type coming around. He tucks it, braces himself and closes his eyes, ready to be hacked up to ribbons. He's gonna die. But he's gonna die like a man, and at least he's not gonna piss his pants in fear.

... what the fuck was that all about!? It makes no sense whatsoever. But it might explain why chicks always survive the slasher-flicks. Maybe.

id run with my dick in hand peeing no way am i pissing my pants :1orglaugh

Well this joke is funny if you're immature.

the thread is interesting enough but the joke isn't that funny

i sure as hell cant stop peeing on command....who told ya that...

This is a JOKE not science.