Ahoy

And here, for everyone's viewing pleasure (or displeasure, as applicable--gotta cover the bases ;) ) is the required introduction post. As you can likely tell from the thread title, I am indeed something of a pirate; interpret that as you will, though I would also like to state for the record that I own neither parrot nor boat. Huzzah for open-source and all that. I also enjoy such things as attempting (and failing, as many would say) to sing, "urban exploration" (read: sneaking and/or breaking into places I shouldn't be), and making toast. Yay toast!

Not too much else to say at this point... I've always hated talking about myself for extended periods of time. In a backwards way, I guess that says a lot about me. Oh well.

So... yeah. Hi and all that. *waves*

welcome abord ther maty hope you drop anchor and stay awhile oh yea watch out for that other pirate
OB~26

Welcome.

Dare I ask what a forkbomb is?

Welcome to the Blue Blood boards!

A misuse of the fork( ) function (or similar, depending on programming language... fork belongs to C/++, though most other languages have an equivalent) whereby one process continually spawns more copies of itself in RAM. Each of those new processes will then also spawn copies of themselves, ad nauseum until the RAM fills and the system shits itself. Reserved exclusively for use on people you really want to fuck over.

Can you tell what my major was in college? ;)

ahoy therr lass welcome aboard and ejoy your stay just dont touch my booty without permision harr

Wow two pirates wow...oh man I so gotta get myself a ship of the line to deal with this ifestation of trecherous treason! Anyhow welcome and enjoy. You will be known as pirate number 2