Names you wouldnt normally find on Villans/Heroes. (Silly thread.)

What are some silly names for heroes, or villains, that you imagined, but wouldnt expect to have appear as actual characters?

"Tits" she would show up in half a leotard, enormous breasts being fully exposed and lead gentle, dumbfounded and suddenly preoccupied villians from their crimes into the hands of authorities who would eventually get around to booking them... or not... y'know... just look. Those can't be real. What?

Caution Man would make for a pretty funny superhero.

"It hurt's when I do this" Man... Terrorizing empaths everywhere...

Captain Blood Loss.............. that was from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

My first thought, for some reason, was Captain Amerika - but perhaps that's too current events ....

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Originally Posted by Nightingale

My first thought, for some reason, was Captain Amerika - but perhaps that's too current events ....

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Already was a guy like that. He was some guy who ran around with a shield.*

What about The Prancer No need for an explanation really

Bison Biscuit would be the bad guy from a cheesy anime.

After the Tic, Mystery Men, and the Specials I got nothing as silly as them, but I always though Jail Bait would be a good super heroin name.

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Originally Posted by BrightStar

Already was a guy like that. He was some guy who ran around with a shield.*

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I remember him, that's why I changed the spelling slightly to fit in with the impression some people have of reality!

peter eater....... she would go around eating all the world peters

Scabrous Man, Premenstraul Woman, Capt. Apathy, the adventures of Fuck You Ninja and Bite-Me Boy.

Captain General. lol.:P**

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Originally Posted by Trotter

What about The Prancer No need for an explanation really

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I could just see him now.