I was watching The Venture Brothers tonight and two henchmen had a great question they were arguing...who would win in a fist fight...
Anne Frank or Lizzie Borden?
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I was watching The Venture Brothers tonight and two henchmen had a great question they were arguing...who would win in a fist fight...
Anne Frank or Lizzie Borden?
It's a sad question, really, since the two are worlds apart. The one a murderess and the other a small child searching for peace.
I'd have to say Lizzie......Anne would probably be better at survival skills...Lizzie wouldnt fight fair...so i'd think she would win
Anne Frank, I believe her will was much stronger.
i think lizzy just because she was older and probably in much better shape anne frank looks like she was anemic and weighed like 80 pounds
Anne: I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart - *thump*Quote:
Originally Posted by OneEyedCat
Audience: Oooooh!
Commentator: Miss Frank is down! A brutal uppercut from Lizzie, there! I don't think anyone saw that coming.
Referee: ...eight, nine, ten! *ding*
Are we talking at the time of their death or at a certain point in life or can we just reanimate them and have a zombie fight?
If its a zombie fight, I say they team up and eat the audience!
And, if any number of fighting games I've played are any indication, at that point someone will run by with a weapon of some sort and the beating can begin in earnest. :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by sheramil
Seriously though (well, as serious as is possible...) I call this one a win for Lizzie, hands down. Unless Anne can talk her to death really, really quickly.
haha. I don't think people are inherently good, just like the underdog.
OEC
I think you are all forgetting that Anne has wirey youth on her side...I think she could outlast and tire ole Lizzie out then finish her off with her patented "Diary of Death" move.
Good point... get that monster in hardcover and it's bound to leave a mark. :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire
what no fatality :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by sheramil
Well that depends. Either it's a gore movie she stands up and looks wobbly for a moment before Lizzie pulls some improbably and physics-defying move that leaves only a bloody mess, or it's a porno movie and there's a "rematch" in the locker room. :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
Would Lizzie have an axe? Or would Anne get one too?
Regardless I think Anne would win. She as someone said earlier she has the survivor's instincts. Plus it seems politically incorrect to kill a small Jewish girl... (was that politically incorrect of me to say?...)
I like the Venture Brothers too. Dr. Grilfriend is hot.
This is true especially if anne frank was a black, gay, midget, jewish girl. (hey jynxed hero if yours was politically incorrect i wonder what this is yikes!)I certaintly think anne frank would win simply because there would be so many activists there supporting her! However as realistic as you can get lizzie would kick the crap out of her in a street fight.
Very true. If Anne had all that on her side She'd be a fricken tank in a horror movie. She'd be impossible for a monster to kill. Her powers of existing as a minority would probably alow her to kick Jason's ass with both hands tied behind her back.Quote:
Originally Posted by adorn_shadow
I'm pretty sure Jason would take Anne Frank out to eat.
but at least Anne Frank wouldn't die a virgin then...
Not if she had the power of uber-minority-osity. What writer would kill her then? Otherwise I'd have to agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by 23*