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I was reading this silly article, and you know what? EVERY single boyfriend I have ever had would fit into this list, although they do not include:
1. Boyfriends that try to strangle you
2. Superstar boyfriends that send sue letters via fed ex
3. Boyfriends who are crack addicts
The list goes on and on!!! Oh dear... "Someday my Prince will come"...
Here is the silly article by the way:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love...end&floc=wn-np
Of the three sets of girlfriendly-type parents I've met, none of 'em liked me much. The two ladyfriends I've introduced to my parents got along great. Coincidentally, it was them who cheated on me, and not the other way around.Quote:
If your parents or siblings have doubts about him, pay attention. Listen and check it out.
But can anyone really blame me for having nothing good to say about the ex of mine who fucked six other guys in a week?Quote:
If your intended has nothing good to say about his ex, beware. This is a pattern. Divorce is rarely only one person's fault.
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Originally Posted by TheWalkingGlitch
Six in one week? Wow... She must have been really busy...
Yup... I was less than happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressJennifer
People like that shouldn't even be in a relationship.
It's true.
I feckin hate kids...Quote:
1.7 And if he's mean to children, pets, or animals, recognize that he's pathological, and the next victim could be you.
...BTW, why the differentiation between pets and animals?
By non-animal pets, do they mean Tamagochi's? :rolleyes:
If your friends liked me and parents/siblings raised no flags, I'd pass all those :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by MistressJennifer
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Either that or bugs. Because any man who swats mosquitos when they bite him will no doubt be beating his wife to a bloody pulp inside of a week. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Thurbane316
My boyfriend fits into a couple of those, but I've researched them all. He's a keeper.
So you can cover him in flour and butter and... oh wait, thats fish. :D :1orglaugh :thumb: :P**Quote:
Originally Posted by SindelChaos
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Originally Posted by Thurbane316
I think they mean pets as in domesticated animals and animals as in like wild animals. Armadillos, birds, turtles, etc.
I had an ex who liked to abuse me and he even killed my mom's dog. I had another ex who beat an armadillo to death with a hollow metal pole just for fun.
* Hugs and comforts you , even though you probably dont need that.* **Quote:
Originally Posted by SindelChaos
What a sick fuck. Somebody should return the favor in the name of armadillos.Quote:
Originally Posted by SindelChaos
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Grrr!
Armadillos Rock!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! **
the link was dead... I used to be a horible boyfriend. Cheated like mad and did whatever i wanted. Ive calmed down qwite a bit now. Ive had a 2 year relationship, and never cheated. For me this is a big thing.I told myself at the begining of the relationship that i would try it the right way 1 time if it don't work out then I'll Go back to my old ways.
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Originally Posted by OneEyedCat
Tell me about it... Stud...
I better shape up,Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressJennifer
'cause you need a man
who can keep you satisfied.
I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove
that your faith is justified.
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure down deep inside.
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Originally Posted by OneEyedCat
Meditate my direction.. Feel your way.....
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Originally Posted by SindelChaos
Well, we were discussing this earlier, but I think you might have me beat for horrible boyfriends at least in the physical sense....
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Originally Posted by SindelChaos
i know what thats like. my ex tried to fricken kill me on many occations *cant spell* i was 12, he was 19. he always made me feel like there was something wrong with me and everything i did. thats why i am the way i am now.
Damn, you guys make me feel like I've always been a really nice guy. I never did anything more than fuck around:1orglaugh
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Originally Posted by suicidal_tendencies
*Hugs You Lovingly! * :Hearts: ** :D **
omg, now people like that, that's the kind of thing that gets me pissed off. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by suicidal_tendencies
Aww, thanks for the love guys. I must admit though, I got myself into some of those predicaments and luckily, I got myself out before it got worse.
As for suicidal_tendencies's comment, WOW...12 and 19. At 12, I was lucky enough to get a 16 year old. You must have been struttin' the right stuff. Then again, if he was a jerk to you, then he was loser anyway.
You should never let anyone beat you down, people who do that are low lives and have serious issues. I can understand how influential that must have been on you for being 12 and I think people like that need to be killed slowly and painfully.
Being put in a bad situation basically from birth, I learned these things at a young age, and still have problems coping and following my own advice. I have times where I feel I will never be good enough for anyone and I don't deserve what I have now. It also causes difficulty in the bedroom every once in awhile. Flashbacks are never anything to joke about.
Anyway, I hope you are in a better situation now and try to be as optimistic as possible, when viewing yourself.
dude.. 12? 19? ick.
I Know what you mean. :hearts:*Quote:
Originally Posted by SindelChaos
yea it was. i never did anything with him. i think thats why he did it. cause i wouldnt be one of his whores. oh well i learned my lesson, guys are scumQuote:
Originally Posted by tinstar
And where were you that week?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWalkingGlitch
I was around at the time, and slightly curious as to what was up with the "Something came up tonight, we'll do something tomorrow *click*" that I got pretty much every day that week. [Insert obvious pun here].Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightingale
I've been with my new girlfriend about two weeks now. So far so good because i've decided to be completely honest about everything...and for me that's saying a lot. So at least if it doesn't work out i'll have a clear conscience. I think I just got tired of being on the badboyfriend list.
Ah, now I understand. I hate relationships where everything is arranged over the phone; too easy to lie and make things up.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWalkingGlitch
You can be ditched for being too honest too, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by the_plague
i have been oh so fortunate to have a fantastic boyfriend for the last 4 1/2 years.... the only thing is he doesnt like pirates! ~
Yeah, it gets pretty irritating to do things that way. Of course, awkwardness can happen anyway... walking in on your significant other and someone else on your couch not two days after moving in together is not an activity I recommend either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightingale
No, but at least it sets the record straight. I mean, there's no way to hang up and pretend it didn't happen. And look on the bright side, only two days, you wouldn't need to pack so much before leaving again; everything would still be in the boxes ...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheWalkingGlitch
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Originally Posted by suicidal_tendencies
gee, thanks. i'll just be off to kill myself now.
i've always tried to be the good guy in relationships. you know where that gets you? it gets you dumped in exchange for the bad boys. every single fscking time. now, i just stay away from carbon-based life-forms entirely.
I didn't mean all guys. sorry, I had to clarify that before you actually went through with it. lol. As for the whole bad boy thing? its so over rated.Quote:
Originally Posted by sheramil
I like to think my girlfreind likes me. We seem to get along alright. Mind you I have never tried to or even thought about strangling her, I've kneed her in the box once or twice, accidentally though!
Yer damn right Its all about the ninjas!Quote:
Originally Posted by BeautifulCorpse