the future (present) sucks!

I want flyeing cars, and automated sidewalks, and entire meals in pill form, and laser beams, and hologram phones! what a rip off. what do these fucking scientists get paid for? what's the last thing they invented? a phone that displays text instead of actually talking to people... that was invented in 3000 bc, it's called a letter. and way to clone cats, since it's really neccesary to make more cat's, cuz the worlds running out, and they don't have like 300 cats born everyday allready, or anything. they're all fired, they need to put up thier googles and white coats and get the fuck out.

Flying cars..... would be kick ass.
Automated Sidewalks..... People would all be fat however kick ass
Entire meals in pill form... are you crazy! I enjoy the taste of steak far to much!
Hologram phones... we have picture phones and video confrencing the holo gram thing is not that far off.
a phone that displays text instead of actually talking to people... its called a TTY and it converts keystrokes into sound signals that are transferred through the phone lines then configured into words. also cool. its used for deaf people to communicate. I have 2.
And cat cloning i guess its better than human cloning, which i am sure is being done somewhere! Fucking cats, unless they only have one eye, I have no fucking use for them *allergies*
I agree scientists havnt done too much. Medically they are doing alright I guess. but they dont have a cure for the common fucking cold yet! Fuck Science. and fuck their big paychecks too!

Fuck flying cars...people can barely drive on the road...no fucking way I want them going through the air.

Clone one eyed cats! No seriously, that is absurd. Already, 90% of cats in shelters are destroyed. I think the real question will be when scientists discover ways to clone humans and other pollyanish scenarios. I believe at some point we start playing games we will lose control over. I'm still optimistic about the future albeit for none of the likely results of those trivial "inventions."

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From what I understand they've had a breakthrough in creating hypo-allergenic cats for people who want to own a cat, but can't. I suppose that's better than someone buying a cat, finding out they're allergic, and ending up dumping it. At least now they get what they pay for.

I agree though, more cats need to be adopted and those damn breeders need to stop, well, breeding! Ugh...and stop breeding those poor flat faced persians. Those are artificially made persians who have disorders because of their flat face. It's so sad :(

Flying cars? Sounds interesting...

Automated side walks? hehe. I like walking.

Pills? Heck no! I'm the aluminum chef, man, I love cooking and eating all my good meals. Ah..sushi would never be the same.

I say scientists needs to start some serious work on learning how to increase the egg laying rate of chickens to help feed some homeless individuals who really need it. There's so much science can do with food, but everything contributes to some cause.

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Fuck flying cars...people can barely drive on the road...no fucking way I want them going through the air.

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:thumb: :thumb: hahahaha...

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I say scientists needs to start some serious work on learning how to increase the egg laying rate of chickens to help feed some homeless individuals who really need it.

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This is kind of sick though. Healthy chickens lay more than enough eggs as it is.

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I want flyeing cars, and automated sidewalks, and entire meals in pill form, and laser beams, and hologram phones! what a rip off. what do these fucking scientists get paid for? what's the last thing they invented? a phone that displays text instead of actually talking to people... that was invented in 3000 bc, it's called a letter. and way to clone cats, since it's really neccesary to make more cat's, cuz the worlds running out, and they don't have like 300 cats born everyday allready, or anything. they're all fired, they need to put up thier googles and white coats and get the fuck out.

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I thought you were a Marxist? Marxists aren't interested in technological advances because only the bourgeosie would be able to afford them, right? So if the whole world were Marxist, then what incentive would scientists and inventors have to design any of this stuff if they knew they weren't going to get paid for it?

Uhoh, here comes the Minister of Morale. He's got a message for you:

"We at the Morale Ministry have decided that your comments here offend your Comrades in the State. We feel that you have a secret desire for capitalism that you have been hiding from us for too long. It is for the good of the proletariat that we are now going to execute you."

Oops... Guess we'll see ya later.

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I thought you were a Marxist? Marxists aren't interested in technological advances because only the bourgeosie would be able to afford them, right? So if the whole world were Marxist, then what incentive would scientists and inventors have to design any of this stuff if they knew they weren't going to get paid for it?

Uhoh, here comes the Minister of Morale. He's got a message for you:

"We at the Morale Ministry have decided that your comments here offend your Comrades in the State. We feel that you have a secret desire for capitalism that you have been hiding from us for too long. It is for the good of the proletariat that we are now going to execute you."

Oops... Guess we'll see ya later.

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hohohoho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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hohohoho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Yosef Stalin's Cadillac!:1orglaugh :o :1orglaugh

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Yosef Stalin's Cadillac!:1orglaugh :o :1orglaugh

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yeah and how cool is this?

http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.ed...estris_juv.jpg

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yeah and how cool is this?

http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.ed...estris_juv.jpg

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Looks like Uncle Joe, probably smells like him too:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Looks like Uncle Joe, probably smells like him too:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Aye, did you hear the rumor that they found crusted semen in Stalin's moustache after he died?

i heard if you say "joseph stalin" 3 times he appears and enters your body throug your urethra and you blow up

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i heard if you say "joseph stalin" 3 times he appears and enters your body throug your urethra and you blow up

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I actually had to look up urethra!

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Aye, did you hear the rumor that they found crusted semen in Stalin's moustache after he died?

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Probably was Lenin's cum, given how many years Stalin went between bathings:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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i heard if you say "joseph stalin" 3 times he appears and enters your body throug your urethra and you blow up

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That's why I always say Y-osef:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Probably was Lenin's cum, given how many years Stalin went between bathings:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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No it wasn't Lenin's, thats for sure. Vlad's penis was paralysed after his third stroke in 1923.

Did you know that fanatics extracted Vladimir's semen posthumously & attempted to freeze it within a glass vial?

When it became clear that the experiment was a failure they attempted to inseminate Roosevelt.

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No it wasn't Lenin's, thats for sure. Vlad's penis was paralysed after his third stroke in 1923.

Did you know that fanatics extracted Vladimir's semen posthumously & attempted to freeze it within a glass vial?

When it became clear that the experiment was a failure they attempted to inseminate Roosevelt.

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Bwahaha:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Check this shit out

Rasputin's Penis


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Oh Mi!! :thumb:

Is that real?

I'm going to Petersburg in Febuary.....I am SO going to see that!

But truely, that film Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually based on the real life story of Roosevelt. Check the credits.

Dunno if it's real or not. Would be kind of odd just to pickle some peasant's penis tho. I'll check out Junior, Arnold is my home state governor :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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I want flying cars that are fully automated. Just type in a destination , and sit back.
Much safer if the cars were not operated by people.

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Arnold is my home state governor

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http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...old_recall.jpg

hmmm, and hows that going for you?

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http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...old_recall.jpg

hmmm, and hows that going for you?

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He's actually not that bad. He had an easy act to follow tho. I think this may be his best movie yet! It's not like a B Movie Actor/California Governor could become President.:1orglaugh

Oh wait a sec. *Fast forwards Bedtime for Bonzo*

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He's actually not that bad.

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yeh, I heard he ain't doing too bad.

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I think this may be his best movie yet!

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This is kind of sick though. Healthy chickens lay more than enough eggs as it is.

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Point taken. Cloning chickens is much better :) I'd go more for developing and cultivating a plant product that can grow in different regions at a plentiful rate. However, introducing new plants to regions oftens creates an unbalanced ecosystem, which is why I proposed animal product more than plant product.

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I thought you were a Marxist? Marxists aren't interested in technological advances because only the bourgeosie would be able to afford them, right? So if the whole world were Marxist, then what incentive would scientists and inventors have to design any of this stuff if they knew they weren't going to get paid for it?

Uhoh, here comes the Minister of Morale. He's got a message for you:

"We at the Morale Ministry have decided that your comments here offend your Comrades in the State. We feel that you have a secret desire for capitalism that you have been hiding from us for too long. It is for the good of the proletariat that we are now going to execute you."

Oops... Guess we'll see ya later.

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I'm not a marxist. why would you assume that just because I am against capitalism? or is it because I qouted marx? if so, that was taken out of context- I simply agreed with tha one statement, which really has no basis on any of his other theories. In fact, i'd be glad to send you a dissertation I wrote on why marx and lennin's philosophies were flawed and inneffectual and possible alternative solutions.

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I'm not a marxist. why would you assume that just because I am against capitalism? or is it because I qouted marx? if so, that was taken out of context- I simply agreed with tha one statement, which really has no basis on any of his other theories. In fact, i'd be glad to send you a dissertation I wrote on why marx and lennin's philosophies were flawed and inneffectual and possible alternative solutions.

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THE MINISTRY ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR EXCUSES. YOU HAVE UNTIL DAWN TO CONFESS. OTHERWISE YOU SHALL BE SHOT LIKE THE CAPITALIST SCUM THAT YOU ARE!!

k whatever you say macarthy

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k whatever you say macarthy

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yeah, but its actually spelt McCarthy!

shut up commie. that sounds like something a red would say at a state spelling bee!

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shut up commie. that sounds like something a red would say at a state spelling bee!

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumb:

The idea of having every meal as a pill is the last thing that appeals to me. I enjoy cooking and eating real food even if it means slaving for three or four hours in the kitchen. A pill will never replace the real thing in my mind.

Haha from that site OneEyedCat posted - alien duck shoot :D

(They're probably just some kind of new spy plane or something similar though)

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Haha from that site OneEyedCat posted - alien duck shoot :D

(They're probably just some kind of new spy plane or something similar though)

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yeah, theres some crazy weird shit on that site!

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Haha from that site OneEyedCat posted - alien duck shoot :D

(They're probably just some kind of new spy plane or something similar though)

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I wouldn't be too surprised if they tried to shoot it into space:1orglaugh

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I want flyeing cars, and automated sidewalks, and entire meals in pill form, and laser beams, and hologram phones! what a rip off. what do these fucking scientists get paid for? what's the last thing they invented? a phone that displays text instead of actually talking to people... that was invented in 3000 bc, it's called a letter. and way to clone cats, since it's really neccesary to make more cat's, cuz the worlds running out, and they don't have like 300 cats born everyday allready, or anything. they're all fired, they need to put up thier googles and white coats and get the fuck out.

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I say we bring back ancient history and tar and feather them just so they really know how pissed we all are

I agree! Brilliant! someone get this man a chair.

cybernetic implants! cant wait to see whats that gonna turn out like. and AI constructs, too. and cyberspace of course...