Pearly Gates

Time for those thinking caps to be taken out of the closet.

What would you hate to hear standing at the Pearly Gates ?

"well HOT damn boy, you made it........you just cost me a bet,man...."

i just know they got bets on me makin' it ....well if there is a it,haha, and a they.....

"See, we are real! Now, let's see what you can do to convince us to let you in..."

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cabbage. uugghh i hate cabbag. If they had cabbage everywhere ... fuck it im going to hell lol.

Rednecks with halos - "bendova an squeel like a pig boi" :1orglaugh


I'd get the first bus home. :1orglaugh

lol :)

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Originally Posted by Trotter

What would you hate to hear standing at the Pearly Gates ?

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I don't see your name on the guest list.

or

There's a two-drink minimum.

or

Frank Zappa's not here.

"You spell it with an 'E'? Whoops wrong guy"

"You're not getting in dressed like that."

"sorry club's full"

"Sorry, we do not accept un-solicited blondes"

In fact, that is what I want on my grave stone:

UNSOLICITED BLONDE

Sure we'll let you in but you might wanna watch out for Jesus, hes still pissed about that $10 you owe him.

aww crap are thay just letting anybody in these days ??????


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i'de hate finding out i left the heating on or something stupid and they were gonna make me pay the bill when im reincarnated.......or they ask a stupid hard question or something to get in

A whiff of elevator music that I know will last an eternity

OEC

Mmm running into the woman I'd said I'd meet up with in heaven without really meaning it. *shrugs*

........ Welcome to heaven, for english press one, eno sserp hsilgne sdrawkcab rof