Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll

from myway

MILAN (Reuters) - He shouldn't be hard to spot.

Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday.

The clerk at the "Night Shop" speculated that the kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60 euros ($78).

"There was just a little cash," the clerk, who declined to be named, told Reuters by telephone.

"Then he took some stuff ... an inflatable doll and a leather outfit for a woman," he said.

Damnit- I just wanted some souvenirs!!!!!!!!!

Somehow I'm picturing the 'hostage' scenario, and it's pretty funny.

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Originally Posted by ForrestBlack

Somehow I'm picturing the 'hostage' scenario, and it's pretty funny.

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Bwahaha!

*tear*

I saw a video once of a guy trying to steal an entire display of cigs from a convenience store and being unable to fit it through the door..

they could of at least took something worth taking like a rampant rabbit or something

It'd been funnier if he clubbed the clerk with a dildo.