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wouldnt whipped cream or pudding be better?
The pudding would be cheaper, but the disadvantages of pudding or cool whip would probably be the smell after a while, since they would have some milk in them most of the time.
Also, the KY jelly is supposed to be a lot clearer.
Can somebody explain why the jelly is more popular than other liquids, gels, etc?
people think it's gross but it's really good on toast...no wait that's diarrhea, sorry
LOL, funny story involving KY Jelly. Being a fire-blower with a nine inch goatee usually doesnt sound safe, but KY is the best thing to stop hair from igniting. Was doing a show a while back, finished up my set (was doing double tounges, back-bend blows, spinners and multiple blower carries) finished with a straight out extended flame. Damned wind turned around on me and sent the flame right back into my face igniting my beard. Only time in my life I can honestly say KY Jelly saved my life (since I had coated my beard with it before starting my set) Great video actually, me standing on stage with a bottle of fluid in one hand, torch in the other and my face on fire just standing there, audience loved it.
KY is better/more popular because it is not as messy as liquid lubes. It also has no funky smell and it cleans up alot easier than alot of diffrent things. Sure, you could use whipped cream or pudding. But, just think of how it will end up after a while, heat and friction are not dairy products friends. If you were going to lick it off someone sure, go ahead and use pudding or what ever...Quote:
Originally Posted by BrightStar
Pudding and whipped cream contain sugar. Bacteria, yeast, (and probably other microorganisms) love sugar. If you don't douche afterwards, there could be an overgrowth of bacteria, yeast, or other things that might make hell for whoever gets it into their moist, damp cavities. If you are using pudding or whipped cream to have intrusive sex, you have to douche right afterwards. However, in a woman, douching may also get rid of "helpful" bacteria that keep a certain balance inside. That can result in a yeast infection (overgrowth).Quote:
Originally Posted by BrightStar
KY Jelly is water-based and is safe to use with rubber and latex condoms and toys. It is also clear and clean-rinsing.
Some oil based lubes are intended for male masturbation. But oil and petroleum based products weaken condoms and rubber sex toys.
I am a physiology major and even though I haven't come across this situation in class (ha ha), so if I am wrong, please let me know.
it does what is has to, then you forget it
Couldn't have said it better myself, miss..Quote:
Originally Posted by gonesavage
The last thing I wanna deal with is some bacteria, fuck that. I'd rather use KY. Puddin' kinda freaks me out down you know where...
Thanks, was just curious as to why they used that instead. Now I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Szandora
That's odd that you mention KY jelly as being so popular. In the circles I run, no one uses that stuff unless they have to. It's all Astroglide in my world. It seems not necessarily to be the cheapest, but the best feeling and the most effective with the smallest amount. (Just my two cents.)
Not sure, since I think it is more for Surf Boards or something, since they sold it in the "wings" beachware stores, but they had some sort of stuff called: "Sex Wax" Im not sure what that stuff was though, since it didnt mention anything about it's use on the package.
We use Astroglide also. It's great and a little goes a long way. I've also used KY. It always just seems like a good idea to me to use lubricants that are specially made for sex. But I wouldn't mind using chocolate, whipped cream, pudding, etc. on non-internal parts of the body...Quote:
Originally Posted by memorydream
That reminds me, have you ever seen "Nowhere"? It's a film by Gregg Araki (he directed it).Quote:
Originally Posted by gonesavage
I think I've seen all of his flicks. Which one was that?Quote:
Originally Posted by memorydream
Also, tends to be Astroglide or nothing here. Used to sell the hell out of that stuff when I was an adult boutique manager. The owner was always baffled as to why Astroglide sales went threw the roof when I took over, but I'm a big believer in selling stuff you actually think is good and I think customers appreciate that.
Sure, you can go ahead and use "Sex Wax", your partner will absolutely love you for it.
i just wanted to say i finally got my first bottle of astro-glide and this stuff is the best. i love how easily it cleans off too.
Yeah, I'm a Crisco man.
Always have been. Always will.
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/so...risco-0314.jpg
;)
Haha, that would definitely not be a good idea... Sex Wax is used for the surfboards... not humans. Go ahead, use it. Your partner will throw things at... I mean, love you for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by BrightStar
we have like this commercial sized jug of astoglide...its freakin huge....so yeah...astro glide rocks my socks...Quote:
Originally Posted by memorydream
Long live Astro-glide!!!!
rofl i love this thread. i use id glide! it rox.. and they give it away free in the gay clubs round here too.. bonus
tried a few but she seems to like the KY