what celebrity would you KILL??!!

Ok- we have the "movie star you would sleep with" thread- but I'd like to know what celeb(not just movie stars) would you most like to whack? torture? slap around a bit? (Im guessing there'll be a few Paris Hiltons on this list)
and once again-
I want to know WHY!!!
AND
HOW would you do whatever you would do?
(I don't mean "with a smile on my face")-

I'll start with my entry-
Julia Roberts- She epitomizes, for me, all the "Im-good-looking(even though shes nothin special)-but-can't-act" actress' out there- shes thier queen-
I'd probably start by making her watch all her movies like malcolm from "clockwork orange" while I sodomized her with her academy award. If she somehow survived, I'd dress her in her pretty woman outfit and put her out on the street- she wouldn't make it through the night.

I would be open to killing just about any of them. The arrogant nature of the business is enough reason for me to want to cut each and every one of them

Popular culture is just a reflection of where the mass of society is. You kill one Heather, another will just pop up in her place. Que Sera Sera.:1orglaugh :thumb:

OEC

I realy don't see me despising someone as a justified reason for their life to be lost.

I guess if I had to pick someone it would be..............

sorry I honestly can't think of anyone I would take pleasure in them being absent from our existence.

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Originally Posted by OneEyedCat

Popular culture is just a reflection of where the mass of society is. You kill one Heather, another will just pop up in her place. Que Sera Sera.:1orglaugh :thumb:

OEC

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Well said and including an allusion to one of my favorite flicks :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Camby Savelle

I realy don't see me despising someone as a justified reason for their life to be lost.

I guess if I had to pick someone it would be..............

sorry I honestly can't think of anyone I would take pleasure in them being absent from our existence.

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christ!!!- this is hypothetical- just because you say something doesn't make it so!!!

"president" Bush is a celeb right.........Because he damn sure isn't a president

I'd stab him many,many times

i won't say why because i don't want to start political shit.....but we all know why,"yee,haww is not a foreign policy"

ohh and i'd kill kerry too,why not .........

it sounds like some kind of trick billiards shot, but if i could line up Bill Riley, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch just right...

well, as someone in alt.tasteless said, many things look better when you see them through a sniper rifle scope.

They are like Jedi...once you kill one...it only makes them stronger.

I would say Ozzy Osbourne, for his own good, he is just making him self look like a fool now. He should have died like 5 years ago as a icon not as a punchline.

hillary and haley duff... they are fucking disgusting and annoying!!! i would probably kick them to death...

.................Jerry Falwell, and I guess Pat Robertson.

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Originally Posted by hewhoisagod

.................Jerry Falwell, and I guess Pat Robertson.

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on the same note a wouldnt mind killing fred phelps especially after all the crap he said about sweden www.godhatessweden.com

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Originally Posted by killerkat

"president" Bush is a celeb right.........Because he damn sure isn't a president

I'd stab him many,many times

i won't say why because i don't want to start political shit.....but we all know why,"yee,haww is not a foreign policy"

ohh and i'd kill kerry too,why not .........

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yeah hes celeb enough- but them fuckin reptiles will never die!!!

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Originally Posted by Kidthorazine

on the same note a wouldnt mind killing fred phelps especially after all the crap he said about sweden www.godhatessweden.com

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wow- that whole site is incredible- especially the god hates america thing-
maybe that whole religion needs to go down!!!
(for the sensitive amongst you- Im just jokin)

Bon Jovi and in the past so I wont have to spend years hearing his shit , nothing fancy , just a bullet to the head

Michael Moore. How? Martyrdom in the worst possible way.
I'd threaten to draw an quarter his loved ones unless he'd take their place. See if he actually WOULD be so righteous when it's his ass on the line.

Colin Farrel. Any man that utterly unkempt and poorly dressed should be killed. I'd probably shave his face with a classic one blade razor and cut his throat in the process so he'd die clean shaven. Then tweeze his eyebrows.

Dani Filth. I'd probably demonstrate the different bewteen being soaked in blood against covering onesself in raspberry jam for cheesy publicity shots.
The scabby little wanker..

Anyone related/associated/credited or even SIMILAR to Bam Margera, STEVO or the rest of those filthy creatures. I think them I'd drive nine inch nails through their hands and feet, flog them and rub lye in the wounds.

Paris Hilton and any other pop culture femme idol whore. Simply snap their neck like a twig. Their own fault for being so damn thin.

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Originally Posted by Mr Karl

Bon Jovi and in the past so I wont have to spend years hearing his shit , nothing fancy , just a bullet to the head

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What's wrong with Bon Jovi? dude's got LUNGS. *shrugs*
Wouldn't it be better to have him 'shot through the heart' cleverly like his own song?

[QUOTE=Drakken]

Dani Filth.

Paris Hilton [QUOTE]
yessssss-yesssss give me more!!!!

shit i don't even recognise 'celebrity' names anymore.

There's so fucking many of them. all of them famous just for being famous.

I don't want to kill any, just ignore them......

Larry The Cable Guy
George Lopez
Jenifer Lopez
Al Sharpton
Kenneth Copeland, and some others. **

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Originally Posted by BrightStar

Larry The Cable Guy
George Lopez
Jenifer Lopez
Al Sharpton
Kenneth Copeland, and some others. **

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Decapitation, after making them listen to their own preachings or jokes, or whatever, then toss them into a vat of acid.

Some others include Cathy Lee.


Oh, and before all that stuff, they would be made to sit with Barbra Streissand singing in front of them.
(Pardon Spelling. )



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Fred Phelps. I hate him. I hate him so completely... I'd also like to kill Paris Hilton.

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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire

They are like Jedi...once you kill one...it only makes them stronger.

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I can't believe you just compared them to Jedi. :[

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Originally Posted by BrightStar

Larry The Cable Guy
George Lopez
Jenifer Lopez
Al Sharpton
Kenneth Copeland, and some others. **

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i dont know what you got against larry the cable guy but hes one funn som'bitch so is george lopez :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

i dont know what you got against larry the cable guy but hes one funn som'bitch so is george lopez :1orglaugh

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I don't care who ya are, or where yer from thats funny!! :1orglaugh

I'd kill Ryan Seacrest, he's such a pompous ass.

All the ones that do rap music...

OJ Simpson....

Dr. Phil. I want that puppet hung up once and for all. I'm convinced that Oprah has Samuel L. Jackson on the 'ol "O" payrole to play the public role of Oprah's alter-ego, a fat, obnoxious, Texan, named Dr. Phil. Sort of an un-funny Tony Clifton act, if only Oprah would die and take that bastard to hell with her. That PIG must DIE.

yeah... play me, Dr. Kill instead Dr. Phill -> click me

and, death to all teletubbies....

Ashton Kutcher...i wouldn't actually kill him...but i'd cut off all "5" limbs...take out his eyes and destroy his hearing...i'd destroy his voice as well...

Yes Dr. Phill is an ass clown and must die.

"singers" whose songs mostly consist of "yeah" and "oh"

Yes lets get them all into an orderly line: Dr Phil,Brittany Spears,Jenny Jones,Oj Simpson, Warren Sap, and so many like them but cant think off teh top of my head...Then corral them into one giant meat grinder...them grill em up and serve them thru the McDonalds Drive Thru under the guise of the McRib!!!

id wouldnt kill paris hilton , but id keep her tied up and feed her heaps of food until she gets huge and fat, i'd make her wear the cheapest and shittiest clothes and then post it all on the net. id alos like to bankrupt her dad too, just for spawning the bitch.

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Originally Posted by killerkat

"president" Bush is a celeb right.........Because he damn sure isn't a president

I'd stab him many,many times

i won't say why because i don't want to start political shit.....but we all know why,"yee,haww is not a foreign policy"

ohh and i'd kill kerry too,why not .........

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regarding this remark anyone hear about that hilary clinton has the biggest support for president 08... thatd be funny to have ms president and mr president as her signficant other much less on our first lady being president :eeek:

and i think the Simpons (cartoon) show was on target with whom they had on the plane going into the sun in the eposide were the planet explodes

id only kill a celebrity if i could receive all their money....then id kill many celebrities...and then id be a celebrity for killing so many celebrities...and i would buy all sorts of drugs and throw a huge party...and all of you would be invited...then id wait for one of you to kill me