It's all falling apart.
Wednesday, My Chili ate a hole in the bottom of my favorite Dutchoven.
Thursday, my Laptop's hard drive shredded itself.
Friday, a 5-year-old repaired ding in my car's windshield spontaniously cracked 8 inches across.
Saturday, the Battery in my watch Died
I can only assume that next my organs will randomly shut down or the structural supports of my house will collapse.