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Okay, let's play a game.
One person names three people and then the next person in the thread has to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to have sex with and then name another three people. You can answer more than just the one directly above your post if you want to.
I'll start:
Madonna, David Bowie, Trent Reznor
Madonna - off the cliff, david bowie - sex, trent - marryQuote:
Originally Posted by AmeliaG
Anne Rice, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff
i'd have sex with Madonna because you know she has to know all the best tricks. i'd marry david bowie because hey he is david bowie. i'd push trent reznor off a cliff because he hasn't done much of anything good since pretty hate machine and even if his music is good who would want to listen to him whine during either sex or a lifetime. ewQuote:
Originally Posted by AmeliaG
I would marry Anne Rice because conversation counts for long term and I love her writing. I would toss Lindsay Lohan off a cliff because I can't name a single credit she has and yet I have to hear about her kind of funny looking boobs all the time. I would have sex with Hillary Duff because I'm a bad bad man. Then I would toss some boulders off the cliff onto Lindsay Lohan.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheQuietPlace
Anne goes over the brink, and I suppose if I HAD to have sex with Lindsay in order to Marry Hillary Duff, well, so be it. Hillary is a hottie! :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheQuietPlace
Gonzo, Kermit, Oscar?
I forgot to post a new three.
Angelina Jolie, Anna Nichole Smith, Pamela Anderson
Gonzo goes over the cliff I'm sad to say because the original is always better and he ain't one of the originals. I'd have sex with Kermit. Those green froggy legs look flexible and I think his ability to be cheerful even when traumatized could make for a helluva night on the town. I'd marry Oscar because, like incog said, conversation counts ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ForrestBlack
Well, I suppose Gonzo can fly, so that's very nice of you. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by AmeliaG
i would push anna nichole smith off a cliff,Quote:
Originally Posted by incog
i would have sex with angelina jolie,
and i would marry pam but only for a green card or something and some money when we get divorsed, im not interested in her!
Sally Jesse Rafael, Michael Jackson, Mary Kate Olsen
I would push Michael Jackson off a cliff. I would fuck Sally Jesse Rafael like she never had it before. I would marry Mary Kate because she always knows where the party is and when she died young of a cocaine-related heart attack, I would get her fortune too.Quote:
Originally Posted by bre.star
Tommy Lee, Fred Durst, Paris Hilton
OMG you bastard;p Id SOOOO marry Michael Jackson in a heartbeat. You think Im joking, I LOVE him.Quote:
Originally Posted by incog
Damn, you picked some hard ones.
Fred Durst...off a cliff. Paris Hilton...sex. And Tommy Lee marry. That was hard!
Pamela Anderson, Judd Nelson, Courtney Love
Michael goes over the cliff at about 200 mph.Quote:
Originally Posted by bre.star
Mary Kate Olsen ends up getting nailed.
Sally Jesse Rafael and me live happily ever after (till i kill her for the insurance)
Christopher Walken / Ben Affleck / Betty White
Lol, I posted almost an hour before you. PICK MY SHIT! Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evilbink
*ps...and fuck all you Michael Jackson haters* *grin*
i'd tie Judd Nelson onto michael jackson and push them both over the cliff (which now has tiny cutting razor blades to enhance the fall)
I'd fuck Pamela Anderson and videotape it of course & i'd marry Courtney Love i guess...
Keith Richards, Jim Morrison & Reese Witherspoon
I'd totally Marry Keith Richards so I could drink his blood and live forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by 23*
I'd fuck Jim...he's waaaaaaaaaay hotter than Reese.
Reese gets the cliff...for no real reason other than someone had to take the fall.
Lets see...3 people...I think I'll use good ole E! to help me pick.
John Stamos, 50 Cent, and Julia Roberts
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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire
i would push julia roberts off a cliff, i would FUCK john stamos (omg i have had a crush on uncle jesse since i was little), and i would marry 50 cent and have cute half black/half white babies, lmao...
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Originally Posted by Jax
Super sorry...:daisy: i'll make it up to you now.
I'd roll Judd of the highest cliff, nose first.
Then i'd make Pammy my sex bitch.
An I would then be forced to marry courtney, well at least she wont live much longer.
Is that better.. have i redeemed myself? :hearts:
Johnny Rotten, Johnny Depp, Johnny Carson
ROF!!! I like that response, MUCH better;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Evilbink
Now HERE we go!Quote:
Originally Posted by tinstar
Johnny Carson over cliff. Johnny Depp just a sex object and Johnny Rotten Id marry.
Garth Brooks, Tom Cruise, President Bush.
Heres a good one...Bush goes over the cliff head first..(must I even say why?).*pukes*,...and I have so much fun pushing him over the edge..i almost orgasm.....sex with Tom Cruise..YUMMY and marry Garth Brooks...why?...Garth looks like he would keep me having fun for life..Quote:
Originally Posted by Jax
Macy Gray, Christoper Walken, Whoopie Goldberg
ok macy would go off the cliff, cuz she's just annoying
i guess i'd have to bang chris walken, even though he's creepy...
BUT not as creepy as whoopie, and she's pretty rich, right? so i'd have to marry her.
how about....
cliff richards, ben kingsly, and the queen of england
Kingsley dies, no question. Cliff i suppose i'd have to fuck, just for the look of the thing, and then i'd marry the Queen.
Wait, can i kill Prince Phillip too? Pleeeease?
Audrey Tautou, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Jon romero
Vladimir Putin off the cliff. Yulia Tymoshenko have sex with *and* marry
OEC
You didnt name 3 more people afterwards. :confused: **Quote:
Originally Posted by OneEyedCat
marry angelina, bang pam, push anna nicole, after a quickie in the car
nicholas cage/marylin manson/ bettie page {at the age she is now not pin up girl age ;) }
throw nicholas cage off the cliff
marry marylin manson, both being brides at the wedding
have sex with bettie page, yummy
John Banay Ramsey, Charles Manson, Richard Ramirez (try them on for size)
Great game :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by AmeliaG
Did you mean JonBenet Ramsey?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucius
Yah, my mistake, thanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by ForrestBlack
Macy Gray goes off the cliff, have sex with Christopher Walken (just in case he is THAT creepy in real life), and marry Whoopie because I need someone to hug me and make me laugh every day!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CarnalxKiss
Alfred Molina, Siouxie Sioux, Marlyn Manson
Alfred Molina goes off the cliff. Marry Marlyn Manson. Have some sex withSiouxie Sioux.
Annie Lenix, Lemmy, Danni Filth
Danni goes off a cliff shreiking all the way down. Id fuck anne lennox and marry lemmy
Peter Murphy, Jenna Jameson and Ozzy
don't know who peter murphy is, so i'd kill him
definately sex with jenna, oh yeah
and definatly marry ozzy, cuz i'd love to live in his house and be on his show
but sharon would probibly kick my ass for turning him gay
alfred hitchcock, david duchovney and cyndi lauper
david duchovney - (push off a cliff)...damn i hated him & his crappy acting
cyndi lauper - (have sex with her) i don't really care about her the only thing i like about her is her hair so i'll sex her for her hair
Alfred Hitchcock- (marry) The master of suspense , the creater of classic movies........*swoons @ the movie 'birds'*
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James Brown, Michael Angelo, Arnold Schwarzenegger
haha sorry for fucking the thread up.Quote:
Originally Posted by OneEyedCat
James Brown off the cliff. Sex on a Michelangelo painting. Marry Arnold.
Jenny McCarthy Jennie Garth, Jennifer Beals
ew, please kill arnold, come on, the guy is a fucking nazi and he wants to change the constitution so that he can be president, i'd much rather have james brown around then him.
Arnold's father was a Nazi who treated Arnold poorly when he was a child. Arnold has given millions of dollars to organizations that combat antisemitism. The Constitution should be changed on principle. In a nation of immigrants, it is absurd that a first generation immigrant cannot become president. This wasn't intended to be a political thread, tho, I think I gave the most humorous combination of answers possible given the 3.
OEC
ok to keep the thread going....
Jennifer garth ova the hill...Sex with Jenny McArthy, since Jennifer Beals sang alot with my god, Leonard Cohen...shes the bitch I'll marry...heh
Howard Stern, Richard Simmons, Elizabeth Taylor
I'd throw em all off the cliff:1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by CarnalxKiss
Mickey Rourke, Mickey Mouse, Mick Jagger
OEC