I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack

Dear Friends, Fiends, Foes and Others:

I have returned, to those of you (and you know who you are) I have missed, none the worse for wear. For the last month I have been in the hospital recovering from a radical unilateral orchiectomy... for those who don't know, that's the removal of a testicle, pre-cancerous. All tests have proven (so far) that is all that was needed to be done.

Life has been difficult lately, to say the least, but things are begining to get back to somewhat normal... not that anything is normal around here to start with. While in the hospital, Nudemuse and I lost our apartment and my car was impounded (it had blown a rod just before I went in for treatment)... I just got the bill for the operation for the amount of $28,000, the total for the entire 33 days will be somewhere in the $250,000 range.

As luck would have it, not to mention a really good friend, we are being housed and looked after while I recover for the next couple of months or so... 8 miles away from the city on the other side of the Sound... ahhhh... island life... no phone, no car, no fire station right across the street (no more sirens at all hours) But with DSL and cable television, I think we'll be alright :D, not to mention a Safeway and a liquor store around the corner.

I look forward to being able to get back into the swing of things here once again... to get to know the newbies, entertaining and pissing people off as well... as some of you already know, if you thought I just didn't give a fuck before... I'm back with a whole new outlook on things. :the_finge Especially given the amount of narcotics I have to take every day.

And big thanks to Amelia and Forrest for the wonderful Blueblood shirts, outfitting Nudemuse and myself... I enjoyed seeing the faces of the staff and visitors at Swedish Medical Center at Ballard, they just didn't know what to make of it for the most part... but a great conversation starter :thumb:

YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK... but then again, you already knew that. :D




Where the hell is my old pal Lange??? Rat bastard, check your Gmail... ya fuck... hehehe

YEHAAAAAWWWWWWWWW the HempKnight has returned i can finaly end my candle light vigil. welcome back weve all missed ya. i also had one of the fellas removed last year not fun at all :(

Good to see you too KilLA...
Glad to be back

It was an unfortunate set of circumstances and my pornstar career will have to be put on hold... but I shall make a comeback... after a name change though... look for my new series - One Hung Low

its good to have you back man.

Welcome back man, you have been missed. Hope you get better right quick.

WB... and a good swift recovery to you and your remaining testi. It's better to have a single round in the chamber , than to be stareing down an empty barrel.

Welcome back Knight, I was wondering where you were.

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Originally Posted by hewhoisagod

Welcome back Knight, I was wondering where you were.

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I was begining to wonder where I was too for awhile there...
LOTS of IV narcotics will do that... 6mg of dilaudid is like a different planet.
Too bad it don't come in a six pack... although I did get some to go :thumb:

Welcome back Hemp, I was worried about you. And I'm glad to hear you're doing good.

Welcome back...

If you don't have insurance for all that stuff, you may look into getting the hospital to forgive the debt, based on hardship. My dad was able to do that. He was able to show them he was broke, and they forgave over $150K in bills... Since it sounds like you are in a bad financial situation at the moment, it might be the best time to give that a shot...

we was getting worried...the pirates are starting to win!!! arrrgh

Sorry to hear about your sack going off, that totally blows. Did you at least get to keep your nut? Like in a jar? With a bill of $250,000 I'd get that nut bronzed, at least you could show it to your friends and stuff.


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Originally Posted by TheDeathKnight

Welcome back...

If you don't have insurance for all that stuff, you may look into getting the hospital to forgive the debt, based on hardship. My dad was able to do that. He was able to show them he was broke, and they forgave over $150K in bills... Since it sounds like you are in a bad financial situation at the moment, it might be the best time to give that a shot...

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I'm in the midst of paperwork up to my ass to get the state and the hospital to absolve the debt, since I was still in the hospital when I got the first bill I handed it to one of their staffers in collections and told them to save the hassle because it was unlikely they were getting paid... at all... let alone by the due date which was in 2 days.

They have been understanding with it all (so far) and loaded me up with 3 months of free meds, including $2,000+ of the narcotics I need for daily living through modern chemistry at this point. I figure if nothing else comes about, I could always just add them to the long list of creditors and file bankruptcy.

welcome back man........

i was wondering why there wasn't much talk of desert eagles,haha. :thumb: ....

Welcome back I'm so sorry for your debt for a treatment to preserve your life, kinda Ironic you have prochoice pres yet they want you to die of debt, I will be watching you closely, last time a man of signficane lost a testical he thought he could take over the world.

Welcome back. My roomate has the same thing you do..he had testicular cancer..can't be fun at all... but he is always making jokes about it now ;)
He says his theme song now is "Half the Man he Used to Be"... i tell him to use a eyepatch as a cup protector :P
But jokes aside..i hope your doing alright!
-VA

welcome back. i hate how much doctors charge but that is good that you are okay and have supportive people around you.

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Welcome back I'm so sorry for your debt for a treatment to preserve your life, kinda Ironic you have prochoice pres yet they want you to die of debt, I will be watching you closely, last time a man of signficane lost a testical he thought he could take over the world.

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Just remember C. he's the nice one.

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nice to se you back... hopefully everything will work out fine for you....

holy fuck, what to say to that, so like you said only one nut so that means the other still works? is that possible? good to hear your still around, actualy have been wondering

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holy fuck, what to say to that, so like you said only one nut so that means the other still works? is that possible? good to hear your still around, actualy have been wondering

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Yeah... everything seems to work just fine... waiting for the greenlight from the doc and I'll get Nudemuse to do an equipment check. :thumb:

Physically, I feel the best I have in quite a long time... but mentally is a different story... still in a bit of 'shock' with just how fast everything went and then not to mention it was two years ago to the day yesterday that I lost my mother during a surgical procedure.

A big thanks to everyone, glad to see old friends and make some new ones...

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Originally Posted by HempKnight

Yeah... everything seems to work just fine... waiting for the greenlight from the doc and I'll get Nudemuse to do an equipment check. :thumb:

Physically, I feel the best I have in quite a long time... but mentally is a different story... still in a bit of 'shock' with just how fast everything went and then not to mention it was two years ago to the day yesterday that I lost my mother during a surgical procedure.

A big thanks to everyone, glad to see old friends and make some new ones...

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That must have made it extra-scary for you to need to get a surgical procedure. *hugs*

It is so fucking AWESOME to have you back. May your recovery physical, mental, and fiscal be speedy and successful.

Always nice to have entertained staff and visitors at the Swedish Medical Center at Ballard too. I'm just picturing a stern blonde domina nurse looking at your Blue Blood shirt now :1orglaugh

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That must have made it extra-scary for you to need to get a surgical procedure. *hugs*

It is so fucking AWESOME to have you back. May your recovery physical, mental, and fiscal be speedy and successful.

Always nice to have entertained staff and visitors at the Swedish Medical Center at Ballard too. I'm just picturing a stern blonde domina nurse looking at your Blue Blood shirt now :1orglaugh

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Yes, indeed.. it wasn't my idea of a vacation, that was for certain... went from a bit of discomfort and swelling to major pain and whatnot within a week, then right into the ER and in no time to the OR (all in about 2 hours) and after yet another 2 hours and a spinal block, couple injections of dilaudid and the morphine drip... I found myself in a slight daze with the feeling I had been sliced from asshole to appetite (with testi removed, 4.5 yards of 4 inch gauze was packed inside the wound)

I was entirely awake and aware during the procedure, listening to the conversations of surgical staff voicing concerns over what was to be done, if saving was an option or not, I had the last word about it while split wide open. Laughing at the IV nurse when she said I was so calm and matter-of-factly while I was making the decision... I said hell no, I'm fuuuuuuuucked up... when was the last time you had 6mg of dilaudid and 4mg of morphine?

But I am soooo very glad to be back here, it makes my recovery downtime much more enjoyable... even though I had internet access while in the hospital, the super security had pretty much anything I wanted blocked... was only able to get to 'family friendly' sites and certain web mail as well... anything with Java or Flash was blocked besides anything with MP3s, violent or adult content... so like I say, everything I wanted wasn't available.

And of course Amelia, if it wasn't for your help with the link and suggesting oh-so long ago, I would have never had gone to SMC.. and without your speedy t-shirt delivery, I wouldn't have been able to entertain (scare) most of the staff there... although you think from the hospital's name that it would be staffed mostly with large Teutonic people, but such was not the case... although I did enjoy my Asian spongebath nurse... Soyoung Yung (I'm not lying one bit, ask Nudemuse)... she looked like she just walked off a naughty nurse porn shoot. (Forrest and Amelia: *hint*hint* Where in your massive archive is the gothic Asian lolita-style nurse set ?? *hint*hint* ) :rryumy:

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Yes, indeed.. it wasn't my idea of a vacation, that was for certain... went from a bit of discomfort and swelling to major pain and whatnot within a week, then right into the ER and in no time to the OR (all in about 2 hours) and after yet another 2 hours and a spinal block, couple injections of dilaudid and the morphine drip... I found myself in a slight daze with the feeling I had been sliced from asshole to appetite (with testi removed, 4.5 yards of 4 inch gauze was packed inside the wound)

I was entirely awake and aware during the procedure, listening to the conversations of surgical staff voicing concerns over what was to be done, if saving was an option or not, I had the last word about it while split wide open. Laughing at the IV nurse when she said I was so calm and matter-of-factly while I was making the decision... I said hell no, I'm fuuuuuuuucked up... when was the last time you had 6mg of dilaudid and 4mg of morphine?

But I am soooo very glad to be back here, it makes my recovery downtime much more enjoyable... even though I had internet access while in the hospital, the super security had pretty much anything I wanted blocked... was only able to get to 'family friendly' sites and certain web mail as well... anything with Java or Flash was blocked besides anything with MP3s, violent or adult content... so like I say, everything I wanted wasn't available.

And of course Amelia, if it wasn't for your help with the link and suggesting oh-so long ago, I would have never had gone to SMC.. and without your speedy t-shirt delivery, I wouldn't have been able to entertain (scare) most of the staff there... although you think from the hospital's name that it would be staffed mostly with large Teutonic people, but such was not the case... although I did enjoy my Asian spongebath nurse... Soyoung Yung (I'm not lying one bit, ask Nudemuse)... she looked like she just walked off a naughty nurse porn shoot. (Forrest and Amelia: *hint*hint* Where in your massive archive is the gothic Asian lolita-style nurse set ?? *hint*hint* ) :rryumy:

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That is too cruel to block entertainment from a man who has just undergone surgery. I am so so so glad I could help with info and rude clothing. What a scary close call. My thoughts and hopes for a speedy recovery are with you. Lange and I were just talking about your balls today ;) But I'm thinking the hot Asian spongebath nurse has to be a morphine dream because stuff like that in real life is just wrong. :1orglaugh Then again Blue Blood Kellie is a nurse in real life and I think we've shot her in a latex nurse outfit. Somewhere there is a set we shot of Dana Dark getting probed by a naughty nurse. No Gothic Lolita J-Rock nurses yet though. Hmmm, this merits more research.

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Sorry to hear about your sack going off, that totally blows. Did you at least get to keep your nut? Like in a jar? With a bill of $250,000 I'd get that nut bronzed, at least you could show it to your friends and stuff.


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No bronzing... there were brass to begin with :thumb:
Which always made Detroit winters a bitch... clangin' together and all
won't have to worry about it now... makes it easier to sneak up on people with just the one swingin' free.

Didn't get it in a jar either... from what the surgeon said, don't think I would have wanted to see it or keep it anyhow, although it would be quite the mantle piece/conversation starter.

But of course now I can't go around in my 'fun' shorts... I had a pair of clear plastic boxers...
my ex used to call them my 'crazy underware'...
cause when I wore them, she always said 'I can clearly see you're nuts' :1orglaugh

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That is too cruel to block entertainment from a man who has just undergone surgery. I am so so so glad I could help with info and rude clothing. What a scary close call. My thoughts and hopes for a speedy recovery are with you. Lange and I were just talking about your balls today ;) But I'm thinking the hot Asian spongebath nurse has to be a morphine dream because stuff like that in real life is just wrong. :1orglaugh Then again Blue Blood Kellie is a nurse in real life and I think we've shot her in a latex nurse outfit. Somewhere there is a set we shot of Dana Dark getting probed by a naughty nurse. No Gothic Lolita J-Rock nurses yet though. Hmmm, this merits more research.

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Well, I would have to say the 'rude' clothing wasn't from you... it was the fucking ass breezer gown... and really for the most part, not sure why I bothered to wear it most of the time, being a teaching hospital I doubt that there wasn't anyone who didn't get to come and look during post surgery. I had a good chuckle though... being that my surgeon was a woman and 90% of the staff were women, my nurse asked me one day if she could have a student nurse attend a dressing change... at that point, I could care less... she made sure to lean over and tell me, 'it's a man' :1orglaugh I just laughed in her face and asked why that would make a difference... they had already taken pictures and whatever else, there wasn't anyone who didn't know what procedure I had done.

I can only imagine just what your conversation with Lange was like... even better if it was mistakenly intercepted by someone else, that could take some explaining. Recovery is going well, with the exception of narcotic withdrawl and phantom pains... strange feeling to hurt where there isn't anything there, scar tissue going along nicely, seems to be right on schedule and no foreseen complications. (fingers crossed)

Ooooh... when I go back to SMC, I will look for my spongebath nurse and get some pictures of her for you... maybe we can talk her into some naughty nurse photos :rryumy: Dig up them sets of pics for me and get to researching... hehehe