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if the last meal you eat is to be your last meal before the big dirt nap, what would you want? anything is possible.
me: start off with a pot of jambulia with alligator meat and crawdads.....bottle of louissianna hotsuace.
couple of ribs from corkys bbq in memphis (the best)
bottle of russian vodka/with pint of o plus to chase it with.
then for dessert,
chocolate silk mousse pie chilled with a cuban cigar (chocolate wrapped if possibel) and a snifter of apricot brandy
about 10 hits of the best "Self-Portriat" strain of L_D that going around....
and well that's it id be set for the transcendence....
Lobster thermadore made properly with cheese mushrooms and sherry in it. *yum* it's my fav meal
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Originally Posted by badkittyamy
Cheese Mushsrooms?....you must elaborate :) ........
lol sorry i meant cheese, mushroom, and sherry
Steak..very rare with blue cheese
Fresh cut Spinach, raw and chilled
Caramel Swirl Cheesecake w/French Vanilla ice cream on the side
86% Dark Chocolate and a very, very expensive Merlot
The heart of some people I know as a well deserved send off.
That sounds SO good... I have never had lobster thermadore... SOunds wonderful..Quote:
Originally Posted by badkittyamy
Excellent choice!! Can't go wrong with a steak!Quote:
Originally Posted by Evilbink
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Originally Posted by killerkat
I think I would go with the opiates myself. Morphine, then some gourmet meal, of course, perfectly dressed and made up, on top of satin sheets and rose petals...
What meal? Gee, you all have the best ideas! Let's have a dinner party!
YEs, but would you want to eat it? I think I would want to cut it out of them slowly while they were still alive, grind it up, and throw it in the street....Quote:
Originally Posted by a_small_death
I'd say it would make for a more fine meal then letting that peice go to wait. but begin eatting while they are alive.Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressJennifer
never...had...omg you have not lived! lobster thermadore is not made with those icky red lobster's though, at least not the one I make. We use crawfish (not creyfish crawfish) otherwise known as the spiny lobster.Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressJennifer
I don't think they actually do last meals anymore. I mean they do, but i'm pretty sure they just have a menu that lists the items they have in the kitchen, to choose from. on account of i'd request some totally rare item that took them foever to find and they wouldn't be able to execute me until they found it. because of that exact scenario that's why I assume they don't do special requests, and if you couldn't decide on something, then they'd just give you something you didn't want and then execute you whether you ate in or not.
Honestly I really wouldn't care what I ate. It's not like you're going to be having the memory of the best meal you ever ate, you'll be worm food in five minutes. I guess maybe the worms will appreciate the fine dining that's mixed in with your carcass, but I doubt they really care either. what I would eat would be a whole bunch of really gross things like sardines and things that just smell really bad and then a whole bunch of beans and chile so that after I died i'd shit myself all over the place and make it as disgusting as possible for the bastards that took me out.
in nick broomfeilds 'aileen - life and death of a serial killer' she could choose anything from a local restaurant up to the value of $20. she had kfc.
Lots of prawns, and bacon...
I'd want something so greasy and nasty I'd blow a hole in the diaper they put on me after I got the chair when my bowels released.
It would be my last act of protest.
Last meal... no thanx, I'm on a diet :)
Chicken vindaloo and garlic naan. Christ, I love Indian. But if my executors were being assholes I guess it'd get a pizza and some wings.
Morphine filled cheesecake !!!!
medium rare steak i think... or maybe a stuffed crust pepperoni feast pizza... im so undignified!
some people thouhgt I meant the slammer last meals, didnt. and there aint nothing wrong with stuffed peperoni pizzas! they are awesome. toecutter, that shit was hillarious!
i have a bit fo an addiction to them!! but its expensive! i begrudge paying like £12.50 for a pizza in pizza hut!
ohh... or kfc.. yummy!
they have pizza huts in england? weird. i used to work for one in bossier parish
yes we do
we have pizza hut, subway, mcdonalds, burger king, starbucks, kfc, lots of places!!
but a pizza in pizza hut is like... 20 dollars minimum for a large pizza!
(whistles) thats pricey. wasnt too surprised about the starbucks thouhg, I think if they could find revenue in a sewer, they'd build one. lol
everythin is pricey over here man
lol starbucks is everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!1
I know. I heard london is one of the most expensive cities int he world to live in. I think women with british accents are hot though so If I werent in the wonderful relationship I ma in now, I'd probably skip the pond to see what's shaking with the ladies over on your sid eof town. lol
you should come over for a fetish event.
london is really cool. its gets a bad rep from the britsh but its damned awesome. goos shopping!
yea its expensive, but wages are high over here
as for a britsh accent.. well mine isnt very *proper english quuen speak* but i can put it on very well
hey i gotta ask you....
Chav ,is it an short "a" or a long "a" sound....
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LOL short a!! chav
awesome..i'm sooo gonna wear that one out....
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lol! i need a word now.. give me a popular word!
ummmmm.......wanker. lol I dunno. my step grandma is form london, I remember her getting offended at a pizza hut cus they asked if she wanted a hand tossed crust.
ROFL... man i not heard that before.. hand tossed!
lol wanker.. very popular word.. one of my favs... i use it a lot
what places don't have hand tossed crust? I don't see why that is offensive. would you like fresh made pizza, or old ass shit that was made in a factory?
i dont think i would eat before i die..but half the time i see death everytime i open that mcdonalds bag ;)
yea but in britain, the phrase hand tossed doesnt describe pizza!! over here we dont have that we just have deep pan or italian ( thin)Quote:
Originally Posted by Morning Glory
as long as it's still moveing I wont care