whats in your wallet?

well, after I cyber pick pokceted fb, I got to thinking while I looked over his virtual federal breast inspectors license........whats the one odd thing in everyones real wallet . the one you keep money in? ladies-that includes yall too if you use purses....min: um.........before I was robbed I used to have my old smartcard and military id from when i got discharged and it had a spidey plushie hangin off it.(pissed about losing the plushi more than anything.)

my new one though-

my bank card........(which I use to register with pornsites)
drivers licnese..........(even though i dont have a car.)
Blockbuster card ( i never use)
library card (ditto)
voters permit (democrat....figures. need to change parties. lol)
and...oh yeh! it has two playing cards!

one is a vivid womens deck card of I believe......the ace of hearts
and the other is yu-gi-oh! card of Amazon Archer. it is in fact the first yu-gi-oh! card I ever owned. found it on the ground in tmepe (lot of kids out there will just toss duplicates and not realize the potential of the card-I use the amazoness cards and harpies alot when i duel.)

so.............Im off to give fb back his wallet.....whats in yours?

just so happens my wallet's in front of me... it's sparkly blue with a star on the front :D

what's in it: the usual... cash (3 bucks... hah!), credit/debit cards, 3 licenses (old, new, and temporary from when i got it renewed)

the not so usual: business cards from a couple of tattoo shops in the area, and my labret retainer from when i had a second job that wasn't so piercing-friendly...oh, and a gift certificate for 50 bucks to LL Bean from when i graduated college.

exciting, i know. hehe.

Well, I have my "Sensually Yours" card, my debit card, my military license, Barnes and Noble card, a few gift cards (WalMart, Bed Bath & Beyond, Amazon.com, etc.), a calling card, a gift receipt for a nice Italian restraunt, a few of my sketches, a card for a tattoo parlor, and the receipt for my husband's wedding ring. :D

i don't have a wallet........

there would be nothing in it....


i carry with me :
id...
debit...
rarely cash....

Driver's liscense, health card ,lloydminster hospital card, Birth certificate, SIN card, highschool ID (Soes I can get cheep buspasses), bank card, eyeglass perscriptions, photos of my sis and her kid, library card, bussiness cards from: a tattoo parlor here and in lloyd, a hempshop, and a button maker, list of my friends phone numbers,a pog (Ya know the discy thing?), a couple of girls phone numbers... and a picture drawn by my friend.

Pretty full wallet.

• ID
• Bank Card
• Credit card
• Porno rental card from uh...Blue Video
• Costco card
• Rite aid card
• Safeway card
• Business cards from- rental agent, tattoo artist, head shop
• portable cd player
• The Planets by Gustav Holst CD
• Three shades of purple ink pens
• One green ink pen
• Notebook
• Copy of: Stranger than Fiction True Stories by Chuck Palahniuk
• Lottery ticket that a homeless guy gave me
• Free drink coupon for Tully's
• Tampon
• Several packets of tea
• Two packets of sugar
• Four shades of lipgloss
• Cornsilk pressed powder compact
• Two chapsticks
• Bottle of Hempz hand lotion
• One bottle African love perfume oil, one bottle Rain Goddess perfume oil
• sunglasses
• post it pad

I carry around a lot of shit. That is the contents of my purse. Forgot to say that.

Money (2.47$ Canadian), bank card, bunch of receipts, library card, health card, a few notes (including my online banking password... oops), two half-empty gum packets.

In purse: sunglasses (gold-rimmed, circle-lensed, scratched all to hell), notebook (hot pink, with stars and hearts, got from NaNoWriMo), a bunch of loose gums and candies (mostly Hubba Bubba and semi-melty Riesen, got from cousins), wallet, book (Tex & Molly in the Afterlife), pens and pencils (from WriMo), handfuls of receipts, notes and crap, makeup, remnants of sand.

a blue vanillia flavored condom, a collection of ticket stubs from various concerts, my SS card, several grocery store discount cards, a stash of numbers, addresses, and business cards that I rarely ever use, and an email address belong to the most beautiful girl in the world.

We're really scraping the barrel of thread topics these days...

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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire

We're really scraping the barrel of thread topics these days...

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:whip: :D ..........yup........

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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire

We're really scraping the barrel of thread topics these days...

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were in a bit of a rut but things should pick up

back on topic i carry

California ID
Bank Card
Selective Services #
Social Security ccard
and a $5 gift card for target

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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire

We're really scraping the barrel of thread topics these days...

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Got a better topic instead of criticising mine? and yeh-IO forgot I do have a business card of my piercer. wicked ways tattoo and bodyshop. wont go there for ink but will for the perfs. brandond is new but good. it's funny-he has a magazine in his booth hung up on a pic of.......NINNA SINN! lol

about 75p
a calender
my dads rwa card
my coop discount staff cad
my IN card
my dads business card
the eygptian absassadors business card
my cash card
a picture my b/f drew me

A Capital One Card :1orglaugh

my wallet is an invader zim chain wallet, has my bank of america card,my social security card, believe me this sis the safest place. My Bahamian Visa and my Bahamian atm card.

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Originally Posted by Evilbink

A Capital One Card

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:doh:

:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Evilbink

A Capital One Card :1orglaugh

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no viking attacks for you ey :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by malcolm

Got a better topic instead of criticising mine?

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But of course...pocket lint of the world and its effect on the human psyche.

in my "Bad Mother Fucker" I have:
1) list of ninja Ive killed or need to kill (the ninja queen tops the list)
2) my Capt. of the Royal Navy card (revoked for acts of treason)
3) copy of the pirates code (more like guidelines than actual rules)
4) pictures of my favorite wench (Amelia G)
5) one gold coin (from my very first plunder)

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Originally Posted by devil13

in my "Bad Mother Fucker" I have:
1) list of ninja Ive killed or need to kill (the ninja queen tops the list)
2) my Capt. of the Royal Navy card (revoked for acts of treason)
3) copy of the pirates code (more like guidelines than actual rules)
4) pictures of my favorite wench (Amelia G)
5) one gold coin (from my very first plunder)

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You'll never catch me, let alone kill me. ;)

hmm not alot anymore i seem to have lost most my cards such as libary, college cards, and id at download when camping i took them out beause there was too much shit in it and i couldnt close it so now i have my passport the only form of id i have left, my debit card shitty visa electron it doesnt work anywhere especially not for tickets but the bank wont give me a new one said i failed the credit scoring fail how the fuck i havent even ever been overdrawn because they wont upgrade my account and ive got a job so ok im gonna stop ranting about that now, a couple of loose pennies i spent most the real cash on a proper spending spree on monday, some receipts and tickets for various things train, buses, gigs that sort of thing

........................................wow typed all that im really bored

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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire

But of course...pocket lint of the world and its effect on the human psyche.

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wow. captivating! I'll be the first to post in it.lol
another thing about this wallet I have now is that it used to belong to my grandpa, one of the only things I have left of him aside form his black stetson which hangs in my old room. (I can't wea rit-heads too big.) my grandpa was a comedian originally for arkansas. he actually use to do the louissiana hay rides with elvis and joined the army at seventeen . he was a good man. sad to think of how he died.
r.i.p ray helton

pills, money, paper to write when the feeling hits, my car keys, and more pills. *like 7 containers*