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2:00 a.m and the best thing on the tele is the Burger King Chicken Band. Thank you Cartoon Network for giving us Adult Swim. Otherwise I would be cleaning my guns with out any entertainment.
p.s. I hate monday night.
I need to go camping at least once more before August is over.
Oh christ I hate that whole fucking ad campaign.....just awful.
Bring back the creepy guy in the King mask who wakes you up with the aroma of a burger after a night of violent, forced sodomy!
I loved the creepy big head King...He RockedQuote:
Originally Posted by Rockwulf
He was just kinda creepy until he starred down Darth Vader, then you know he was a motherfucker to be reckoned with, lol
man that guy scares me more than anything else give me a shark or a tiger or something i mean even trolls are less scary than the burger king king guy
That would be interesting on a Scene Of Family Guy.
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I had a whole bit about those ads in my stand-up routine. It killed.
lol i'm sure it did, i sure as hell wouldn't be accepting any food that guy was offering me.
I don't think you understand... the burger was an offering of peace after he sexually assaulted you.
"To eat or not to eat" is gonna be a thought you have LOOOOONG after "Why is my ass bleeding?"
I would love to see one where hes like standing outside of a window in the ghetto somewhere...see how far his burger gets him then...
He ass-molested Darth Vader....
I don't think a couple G's are gonna stop the ****-train.:1orglaugh
you know that Slipknot is currently suing BK for saying its a ripoff of them? LOL yep.. slipknot has announced that they are suing BK for use of their trademarked gas mask and that they sound like them..
now forgive me if im wrong.. but the gas mask isnt theirs to trademark! does that mean they get to sue all the WWII vets for wearing them before they were born?? what about all the industrial bands that wore them before slipknot became a band? and that commercial sounds nothing like em lol..
in my opinion..it shouldnt take 9 guys to suck that bad (waits for the pro-slipknot people to bash now) sorry guys! :)
I think you mean WWI, that's when gas weapons first became mass-deployed.
And yeah, Slipknot is suing them along with a whole bunch of other crap ass "Makeup-rock" bands. That's why BK will win. Because no judge will be able to say that they were directly infringing on a certain bands copyright.
Not to mention the fact that parody is fully leagal and covered by the 1st ammendment.
COQ ROQ wins all.
When you, as a band, are suing over a commerical featuring rockers in chicken head masks, you have failed.
god bless americaQuote:
Originally Posted by Rockwulf
It's also sad that this commercial band not only makes better music, but has a better stage act.Quote:
Originally Posted by inox
That's gotta hurt.
Kinda how that Lego Star Wars game is better than the actual Star Wars movies these days. Their needs to be a lego band dammit.
I love you and want your children ><.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire
Oh and wh00t 300 posts biatches
No i think the gas mask was created for WWII (at least for the public) in paranoia because of the gas weapons used in WWIQuote:
Originally Posted by Rockwulf
i think im probably wrong its been about 5 years since i did history