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Freakin at the Freakers Ball -=- Dr. Hook
Camel Toe -=- Bob & Tom
Chucky Cheese Hell -=- Tim Wilson
Booty Man -=- Tim Wilson
Uh Oh..That Wasnt a Marlboro -=- Tim Wilson
I have heard most of these on the Bob & Tom Radio Show...If you havent heard of them they do some Hilarious stuff on their show.
www.bobandtom.com
I think they have some media you can check out there...
I am always lookin for something to make me laugh...so if you have a good song post the name and I will Dload it..
Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash (or rather Shel Silverstein) always gets a big chuckle out of me
"My Tomato" Is the funniest song I have ever heard.
Here is the Japanese Version, since I didnt find the English Version Yet:
http://search.windowsmedia.com/searc...ch=Dragon+Half
FOUND IT!
track title: "Watashi no Tamagoyaki"
series title: Dragon Half
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Papara funi funi tamago
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Yaitara kage chatta
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Papara funi funi eggs
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Grilled and then burned
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Papara funi funi oimo
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Yedetara toge chatta
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Papara funi funi potatoes
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Boiled and then melted
Tottemo tottemo KURUU na anata ni
An an sukari muchuu
Uttori nettori HAATO ga dokiri
Choppiri misechau wa
You are really really cool
An an I'm crazy for ya
Enchanting, sticky, my heart is thumping
I'll show you a little
Tenki ga ii kara doka-e iki tai
Yan yan onegai kiite
Uhan tokubetsu gouka na RANCHI wo
Doka de ageru ka ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayanan yan-yayanan
The weather is nice, I wanna go out
Yan yan please listen
Uhan I'll give you a great lunch
Somewhere close? ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayanan yan-yayanan
Tou zai nan boku tan nan sha pei
Ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
WAN TSU SHIRI FOU ii al san suu an
East, west, south, north, east, south, west, north
Ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
One, two, three, four, ii al san suu an
TOMATO wa dame
Watashi no mono
Tako wa ageru
Mitame ga kirai
Not the tomato!
It's all mine
Have the octopus
I don't even wanna look at it
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Papara funi funi tamago
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Yuden akaya nama tamago
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Papara funi funi eggs
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Unboiled are just raw eggs
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Papara funi funi BIIRU
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Yuden akaya nama BIIRU
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Papara funi funi beer
Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
Unboiled it's just a beer
Nandaka choppiri sono ki ni nateru
An an anata no hitomi
Utturi shittori MUUDO mo pitari
Suri suri shichao ka na
They are interesting to me
An an your eyes
Enchanted, calm, the mood is perfect
Should I cuddle with you a bit?
Nani mo shirinai ubu-nashuuju ni
Yan yan iwasecha ya-a yo
Uhun saigo no koroshi monku
Wa yappari anata ka ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
I know nothing 'cause I am naive
Yan yan I don't wanna say it
Uhun the most wooing words there are
As I thought, yours? ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
Kamusa hamunida AIMU SORI
Ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
Raochuu kanpea sotsugyou banzai!
Shitton battou nana shou hachi hai
Jakuniku kyoushoku yakiniku teishoku an
Thank you, I'm sorry
Ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
Raochuu, cheers! Graduation, banzai!
Agonizingly, seven wins and eight losses
The survival of the fittest and a yakiniku meal an
Tamago wa dame
Watashi no mono
Yan tamago tamago...
Not the eggs!
They are all mine
Yan eggs eggs...
Dragon Half............................................ pretty funny show.
My favorite?
The Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying by the Bloodhound Gang.................... best fucking song ever.
LOL, I use that one as a "punishment" song when one of my co-workers screws up. (I DJ at a topless club)Quote:
Originally Posted by hewhoisagod
this one has always made me chuckle
Who Killed The Cheerleader
By:The Nekromantix
Who killed the cheerleader?
you did... you did. Oh no.. it wasn't me at all
who ***** the prom queen? he did he did
Yeah right and she was having a ball...
I asked her out, she laughed and said "no way"
told me she would never date such a geek
For that remark I say she's gonna pay
I hate when people call me a freak!
She's kissing with the football star
late at night in his car yeah
i was driven by an unkown force
feeling no remorse
Who killed the cheerleader?
you did... you did. Oh no.. it wasn't me at all
who ***** the prom queen? he did he did
Yeah right and she was having a ball...
I asked her for a dance
she yelled "drop dead"
advised me to go join the other nerds
now i had it with that blonde little pet
with everybody else but me she flirts
I hid in in the locker room
watching when her hair she grooms oh yeah
driven by an unkown force
feeling no remorse
Who killed the cheerleader?
you did... you did. Oh no.. it wasn't me at all
who ***** the prom queen? he did he did
Yeah right and she was having a ball...
Eat Steak - Reverend Horton Heat
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
Cowpokes'll come from a near and far
When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire
Roberto Duran ate two before a fight
'Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon
Eat meat, eat meat, ear it all day long
Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill
Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cuase it's good for you
Eat a cow, eat a cow it's the thing that goes "Mooooo"
Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yeard
Gotta hit'em in the head, gotta hit'em real hard
First you gotta clean'em then the butcher cuts'em up
Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup
Saw a big Brangus Steer standing right over there
So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare
Bar-B-Q'ed his brisket, a roasted his rump
Fed my dog that ol' Brangus Steer's hump
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
See Colin Slash (C:/) ~ You and All Your Communist Friends. Absolutly the funniest song I've ever heard.
K
I recommend I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary. Also humorous in a way: Legend of Zelda by Rabbit Joint, although if you're trying to download it, it may be credited to SOAD, who actually had nothing to do with it.....
That song is by far in my top 5 funniest songs ever...I used to listen to that and Adam Sandler's "At a Medium Pace" every Friday VERY LOUDLY in my office before I left work...I knew it was a crowd pleasure...people would start joining in singing...Quote:
Originally Posted by macabrette
That was some funny times
There is a guy named Richard Cheese...He takes songs and turns them into Lounge music...
If you have seen the Remake of "Dawn Of The Dead" He was the guy who remade Down with the Sickness on the movie...
His stuff cracks me up... ITs soooooo Corny its funny
Oh I found another....Vagina -=- Blood Hound Gang Hilarious
Wildwood Weed - Jim Stafford...
That song always cracks me up... I think it's just the hillbilly in me. hahaha. :1orglaugh
'Girls' by the Beastie boys.
or
'The Female of the Species' by Space.
Anything by Voltaire. Esp "Please Murder that Fuck Upstairs" and "USS Make Shit Up". That man is so talented and so funny and does so much.
K
Achy Breaky Heart- Billy Ray Cyrus
&
Rico Suave- Gerardo
The Bloodhound Gang have another great song called "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" also a very funny song.
I also love the Masochism Tango
Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
Only Gay Eskimo by Corky and The Juice Pig
That song has the greatest bad video for it ever made.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sin
'Black Metal Friends' by Atom & His Package
In the mountains of Norway,
where the weather is cold;
There's nothing to do except kill each other
and play guitars, in the snow...
:buttrock:
LOL. Some of my pics:Quote:
Originally Posted by Foxbird
Most People Are Dicks - Ludichrist
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park - Tom Lehrer
Hang the Pope - Nuclear Assault
An old Canadian duo called McLean and McLean have some great silly, dirty songs.
The Rodeo Song
Pubic Hair
Fuck Ya
Dolly Parton's Tits
Brings out the smirking teenage wiseass in me, i suppose.
~Histrionica~
Ahahahahaha!! I love that song!Quote:
Originally Posted by Szandora
Dude.. I downloaded that shit for Jay and he didn't even laugh..Quote:
Originally Posted by DyingSunshine
What a dork... :1orglaugh
Nichole 12 - Yes, Daddy