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this is kinda funny....
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.
The old man stared.Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock, just wondering if you were my son."
hahaha that's classic!!! :D
Godamn lousy punks, with their green spiked hair and their Rancid music.
Ah, well; it's better than dying it pink and listening to HIM.
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/me grows his hair long and listens to dISEMBOWELMENT.
ha ha i love that one
sweeeeeeet
oh man that's soooo old but i still love it
Reminds me of my father. One day while me and a bunch of my friends (punks the whole lot of us) were sitting around my house, my dad walks into the room and stares. After a brief moment I ask, What's up dad? He replies.. For a minute there I thought I was at the Zoo looking at a tropical fish exhibit.
Seems like there's a crazy "Old man's requirement" to have had sex with an exotic animal.Other wise as a man you won't make it to old age.
because every story involving an old man has animal sex lol
it's still a good story