Kids say the damndest things...

So if you don't know, I work for the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board in one of their distribution locations. (Yeah, it's a bunch o' bullshit fancy talk for bein' a part-time bottle jockey at a liquor store but I didn't create the title)

Today a woman came in with two young girls, probably about 10 or so who she told to stay at the front of the store and wait for her.

Well the girls were looking at the signs for various sections of the store and one yelled "Mommy, what's the difference between domestic wine, imported wine and desert....dessert.....desert.......dess'
The mom cut in with "Domestic wine is from here and imported wine is from other countries. And dessert wine is swee.."
The girl (let's call her Jane) interupts with "But who CARES????"

In between laughter I shouted, "I agree! You got a smart kid there maam."

Mom came up to the counter with a bottle of wine and swiped her debit card. While she was putting her wallet away and getting her things together, a man came up behind her in line and put a bottle of cheap, shitty vodka on the counter. A second later, Jane runs up to her mom. She looked at me and noticed I was wearing an "urban camo" pattern tie and told me that she liked it. I flashed her a smile and said thanks and went back to bagging. That's when she sees the vodka on the counter:

"I didn't know you drank liquor mom."
"I don't honey, I only drink wine."
"Oh, so that makes you different from daddy."
(insert my hysterical laughter)
Mom: "Quiet honny, you're embarrasing me."
Jane (sensing that she's got an audience and is annoying Mom): "I was talking to my friend who stayed over last night and she said 'What's a hangover' and I said 'That's what made my dad so grumpy in the morning.'"

I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard at this girl.

Is it wrong to want to hang out with a pre-teen girl? :confused:

lmao. i love kids for that reason. they tell it like it is and no one can get mad at them because they dont know any better lol

beat them!

Wow thats funny lol little kids do say some funny stuff.

haha kids can be funny. but really, if i was their mother, i wouldn't be putting up with that shit in public!! lol.

Children should be seen and not heard.

Yeah Right.. like that works..my kids never shut up. Of course they just talk about video games, Yu-Gi-Oh and Teen Titans. :thumb: Could be because they know they will get a knock in the head if the talk about Mommy and Daddys sex toys in public. (caught my boy with a pair of my ankle harnesses in his book bag, playing policeman) :1orglaugh

if i were that little girl my mom would have given me such a beating right there, i could never get away with anything like that but hey i grew up perfectly normal

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

if i were that little girl my mom would have given me such a beating right there, i could never get away with anything like that but hey i grew up perfectly normal

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It seems the mom had a good sense of humor from the look on her face. She was a little red but could still force a grin.

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

It seems the mom had a good sense of humor from the look on her face. She was a little red but could still force a grin.

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dont get me wrong my parents have the best sence of humor ever, thats just something a kid dosent do in public

oh damn that's so funny :1orglaugh

this one kid at my moms work kept asking her like 10 times to turn the overhead fans on, and she kept telling him she couldnt... so he kept talking to her... showing her all his little dancing tricks and shit... then when he was leaving he comes up and gives her a hug and says i love you... hahaa...

I was in line for some things that I bought at Wal-greens, and this woman and her little girl were infront of me, and the woman had a box of condoms and Ginko Baloba, and was trying to hide the condom box away from her daughter. The woman behind the counter was scanning the items and the girl was about 13, and said, "Mommy, why are buying condoms?" The mother was starting to get red in the face and said, "Danielle, please be quiet." But the girl kept on, "And why are you buying that stuff?" And she points to the pack of Ginko Baloba. She looks at her mom, who's still embarassed, and exclaimes out loud, "Is it because you don't want to get pregnant and want to remember if you do?" I swear I laughed sooo hard, because I couldn't help myself. The woman quickly paid for her items and walked out of the store.

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Originally Posted by Sex_Kitten

I was in line for some things that I bought at Wal-greens......

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that would have definately goten my ass kicked, i cant beleive adults find it acceptable for kids to mouth off like that :confused:

I remember being in kindergarten, and had a 16 year old babysitter, who one day had a hole in the crotch of her pants, so i stuck My finger in and told her there was a hole there,

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

that would have definately goten my ass kicked, i cant beleive adults find it acceptable for kids to mouth off like that :confused:

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yeah, sounds like we've grown up based around the same ideas, KilLAtomiK. I'd have got my ass kicked if I was either of those little girls, and, well, if I was the mother of either of them, I'd have been beet-red in the shop, forced a smile and told her through gritted teeth to stop it, and when we got home, she'd have got in biiiig trouble for it. I was just brought up that way, so as funny as these stories are, hell, I don't know how the parents can just sit there and let the kids say that. The kids mustn't have been very well disciplined earlier on in their lives, or they'd have known by now not to mouth off in public like that.

im sorry im still trying to shake the image of bill crosby from my head *shudders*

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Originally Posted by Vitorro

I remember being in kindergarten, and had a 16 year old babysitter, who one day had a hole in the crotch of her pants, so i stuck My finger in and told her there was a hole there,

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I took that in a naughty way.....