Random Questions.

I saw this on a message board a few months back. Definitely would love to see some of the responses from the folks on this board.

1. What kind of face do you have?
2. Where's the beef?
3. What happened to tomorrow?
4. Name the darkest thing you have ever done.
5. What flavor are you?
6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.
7. Did your hero recede within?
8. Is the mountain immovable?
9. Why do you do that?
10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?

I was sporting and played as well.

1. What kind of face do you have?
Round, but thank goodness for the cheekbones.
2. Where's the beef?
In my tummy.
3. What happened to tomorrow?
It's going to be the same exact thing, you watch.
4. Name the darkest thing you have ever done.
I won't tell.
5. What flavor are you?
Hazelnut with double whipped cream.
6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.
In my bed, it's storming out,rain or snow, either works. I'd have nowhere to be of course!
7. Did your hero recede within?
You lost me.
8. Is the mountain immovable?
Depends how big it is.
9. Why do you do that?
I am pretty predictable, I just do that.
10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?
Probably would have to do that on a Jerry Springer episode with my immediate family. Is he still on by the way?

1. What kind of face do you have?
Look at my profile...

2. Where's the beef?
At the butchers...I am out and need to go get some for tonight..

3. What happened to tomorrow?
I didnt do it...Nobody saw me do it...You can prove shit!!:baicon7:

4. Name the darkest thing you have ever done.
Had sex with my Girlfriend at the time in a church during service..we were in the bathroom...Church was good that day. :thumb:

5. What flavor are you?
Sesame Chicken Flavored at the moment.. Love Chinese

6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.
On a warm beach somewhere secluded. A nice cool breeze blowin round me... Waves lapping at the shoreline.. One beautiful woman fanning me and the other mixing Margaritas.... Not a worry in my life exept the chance of running out of Cuervo...

7. Did your hero recede within?
He did but I evicted that lazy bastard...

8. Is the mountain immovable?
Nothing is immovable with enough explosives.

9. Why do you do that?
Its my right..and I can

10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?
Like I am gonna tell you...HAH Thought you fooled me huh...

1. What kind of face do you have?
chubby
2. Where's the beef?
wouldn't you like to know
3. What happened to tomorrow?
everything and nothing at all
4. Name the darkest thing you have ever done.
hehehe
5. What flavor are you?
chocolate cherry
6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.
a thick forest next to a small stream
7. Did your hero recede within?
he is still stuck there
8. Is the mountain immovable?
depends on where you want to move it to
9. Why do you do that?
because i can
10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?
something that happened between gary and i.

1. What kind of face do you have?
See my picture

2. Where's the beef?
In my pants, hopefully.

3. What happened to tomorrow?
It's now yesterday.

4. Name the darkest thing you have ever done.
I'll have to kill you afterwards. :)

5. What flavor are you?
Spicy and fiery.

6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.
At the edge of a cliff, overlooking the ocean, on the west coast, as the sun is setting on a not-so-cloudy day

7. Did your hero recede within?
What?

8. Is the mountain immovable?
Not if you give it time, winds, and lots of rain.

9. Why do you do that?
Do what?

10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?
I want male concubines!

1. What kind of face do you have?
See photo.

2. Where's the beef?
Not at McDonald's, that's for sure.

3. What happened to tomorrow?
The gremlins got it.

4. Name the darkest thing you have ever done.
hmmm. I tried to make out with this chick while her husband was sleeping in the next room. I came pretty close but her conscience got in the way.

5. What flavor are you?
Pina colada.

6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.
Tiny bar in hell's kitchen. Dark, lots of cheap booze, and x-mas lights strung above the bar.

7. Did your hero recede within?
He can come out at a moment's notice.

8. Is the mountain immovable?
If the mountain will not come to Mohamet, Mohamet will go to the mountain.

9. Why do you do that?
Cause I can.

10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?
There's a few people at the bar I wanna beat up but they'd probably throw me out.

I love randome questions, they're so tasty, thanks for the offer:

1. What kind of face do you have?
Angular, 30s style

2. Where's the beef?
I'll show you soon enough

3. What happened to tomorrow?
It was forgotten yesterday.

4. Name the darkest thing you have ever done.
In the dark: walk around.
In some type of metphor: not thinking when I act -or- urinating on someone's car in the dark of winter.

5. What flavor are you?
Easy, raspberry.

6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.
The metaphoric landscape of the Redwoods, Ancient Rome beneath the most magnificent bridge ever made, in the autumn sun and at twilight, all as the dream rolls on.

7. Did your hero recede within?
No, still does his daily thing jumping from my body and mouth.

8. Is the mountain immovable?
By will alone.

9. Why do you do that?
It's fun and it distracts me from what I don't want to do.

10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?
Why can't people just have sex and be nake in public, I just don't get it!

1. What kind of face do you have?
~ heart-shaped and innocent

2. Where's the beef?
~ stuck at the Canadian/American border, dammit!

3. What happened to tomorrow?
~ it was drowned in expectations

4. Name the darkest thing you have ever done.
~ i will keep it forever close to me and i will name it Jim

5. What flavor are you?
~ mole(sauce)

6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.
~ i never fantasize about meditating

7. Did your hero recede within?
~ yes, because i ate him

8. Is the mountain immovable?
~ when i'm through with it; at least for a while

9. Why do you do that?
~ the voices tell me to

10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?
~ my chest is fine, it's the monkey on my back that i can't shake



~Histrionica~

1. What kind of face do you have?
It's been described as "pixie-ish", but I think we'll say "mis-leading".
2. Where's the beef?
What beef? I'm a vegetarian.
3. What happened to tomorrow?
It's waiting for the world to end.
4. Name the darkest thing you have ever done.
Depends. Define "dark". Is that like screwing on a church playground on Good Friday, or like a blood ritual?
5. What flavor are you?
Ginger
6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.
a sunwarmed rock in the greenest woods.
7. Did your hero recede within?
He's napping.
8. Is the mountain immovable?
Only if I believe it is.
9. Why do you do that?
Why not?
10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?
Oh, where to start...

K

[QUOTE=Mirren]I saw this on a message board a few months back. Definitely would love to see some of the responses from the folks on this board.

1. What kind of face do you have?

Check my Profile, although that camera sucks.

2. Where's the beef?

In the Cow before you slaughter it, or manipulate the cow into slaughtering itself for you.

3. What happened to tomorrow?

Tommorow became Today, and Today became Yesterday.


5. What flavor are you?

Lick me, and find out.


6. Pick a fantasy meditation spot..describe it in detail.

A Tzeentchian Demon World. For Description, goto : Games-WorkShop.Com

7. Did your hero recede within?

:confused:

8. Is the mountain immovable?

Not if you try enough, and if that doesnt work, Try more!

9. Why do you do that?

What do you mean?

10. What is the one thing you'd like to get off your chest, but can't?

Well, Chest Hair?