How NOT to save people

I'm all for people trying to help.

I'm even all for celebrities trying to help.

However doing it half assed is simply dangerous to all involved.

You can make of the situation what you will but you gotta wonder what gets in peoples heads some times. I like Sean Penn and all but dude put some effort and thought into it at least. Hell at least some preperation...I think he'd be better off sticking to donations or next thing we'll see is "Coast Guard rescues hollywood actor from gator infested swamp".

man id feel so stupid if that were me :1orglaugh

With his entourage and shit in the boat???
I like him too, but what a retard.

*head in hands* All his money and all his people and he can't afford a decent boat, or know what one looks like. *sigh*
K

hey at least he was trying to help....i would drive there and save people but my radiator would probably explode or something then Id be stranded too

Sean Penn is a cartoon character

Permalink | Comments | Tuesday - September 06, 2005
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/spenn_sink.jpgSean Penn planned a personal rescue of Katrina victims over the weekend but forgot to plug a hole in the bottom of his boat. The vessel began to take on water within seconds of its launch, forcing Penn to frantically bail water out with a red plastic cup. Additionally, the boat's motor failed to start and those aboard were forced to use paddles.

With the boat loaded with members of Penn's entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander taunted the actor: "How are you going to get any people in that thing?"

I wish I was making this shit up, but horrible tragedies have a way of bringing out the ridiculous in celebrities. When you literally have hundreds of millions of dollars at your disposal, setting out on a paddle boat with your personal photorapher probably isn't the best way you can help. Maybe he's challenging Mariah Carey for the title of Sluttiest Most Unhelpful Celebrity Ever.

Thanks to the strikingly handsome Donald for the tip.


http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...penn_is_a.html

I wonder, was He born stupid or did he get a diploma for that ?

Ah TheSuperficial.com...it use to have such great oversized images and funny as hell writing...how the mighty have fallen.

What a dumbass, but at least he was making the shittiest attempt at trying to help.

Watch on Ebay, that fucking red cup will sell for $500 dollars in 2 days

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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire

Ah TheSuperficial.com...it use to have such great oversized images and funny as hell writing...how the mighty have fallen.

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It still has pretty huge images and I get the occasional chuckle.

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

It still has pretty huge images and I get the occasional chuckle.

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Yeah but the images that SHOULD be massive are not and the ones that are tend to suck...the head man at that site ditched out not to long back and will THANKFULLY be doing a celeb site with the gorillamask crew. That should be entertaining. Insane...but entertaining.

One word..........JACKASS!

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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire

"Coast Guard rescues hollywood actor from gator infested swamp".

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aw, do we have to?

Is it just me or doesnt Sean Penn Look Like Bernie Lomax from the movie Weekend At Bernies
http://www.coverbands.com.au/Bands/W...rnie%20pic.JPGhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...n/untitled.jpg

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Originally Posted by -=Asmodeus=-

Is it just me or doesnt Sean Penn Look Like Bernie Lomax from the movie Weekend At Bernies

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh god... i saw this on the news last night, i had no idea he was doing such a shitty job of it!!
although harry connick jr was out there too, and he got an old man off his porch and got him to safety, he was there for days, with no food or water, and nothing to wear... even gave him his nice blue shirt :D what a cool guy...
but sean penn... damn... thats just sad.

and he looks like bernie haha... thats even sadder :D