So, i guess i should introduce myself now...

Well, i am Mr Rob Longshot. Some here might know me, or know me better as Keiko's other half. I am 23 yrs old and an Editor/Producer/Director in the Adult Entertainment industry. I grew up in Kenosha, Wisconsin where my mentor Arthur Fonzerelli taught me the ways of the world. from there i moved to an uncharted island af ter stowing away on a tour boat, i lived there for many years with a hick girl, a movie star, an idiot, a scientist, some rich folk and a homosexual sailor with **********c tendencies. After i escaped that wretched place i washed up on the beaches of Florida trapped in a magic lamp. An Air Force Major working for NASA found me and released me from my prison, after granting his wishes... which made me long for the comparably tame perversions of that terrible island... i was able to become a seminal carachter in the Central Florida Goth/Industrial Scene. After becoming a local legend i met a lovely girl in a shopping center parking lot, and her friend Keiko. Well she was a good second choice and i will never regret picking her, she is my darling and my muse. Anyway Keiko and I were out shooting at some food when up from the ground came bubbling crude, oil that is... well we loaded up the truck and tried to move to Beverly Hills... but i got into a fight with local tough Dylan and chose to relocate to the Valley where I now live.

Ah good ole Arthur...I learned how to jet ski over sharks from him. Good man.

Welcome on board, your experiance on the uncharted island will serve you well here as we have pretty much the same sort of characters...

Thing to note...keep your hands inside the ride at all times...less they be bitten off.

Hey Cutie! welcome aboard.
K

ahhh kenosha... place where things go to die :)
i live in elkhorn right now.. in a few days maybe behind the local walmart haha.. anyways hello and welcome! :)

i think theres something fishy about this, infact, i dont think you are 23 years old at all!!!! u big liar! :|

Ahoy rob welcome aboard thats some life youve had

welcome to Blue Blood. :) Hope you enjoy it here!

hmmm this sounds suspiciously like TV... haha... but hi :D

welcome to u...enjoy your stay

Hello. Nice introduction!

thanks for all the warm welcomes.

Welcome to blue blood hun!!! Hope you have a nice stay here!

hi and welcome, and all that usual stuff!

hiya Rob. nice intro. sure ya werent lost in space on a mysterious planet of intelligent apes too? where they traveled within their own lifetimes, out running Sherrif Roscoe in the Knight IndustriesTwoThousand?

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Originally Posted by RobLongshot

Well, i am Mr Rob Longshot. Some here might know me, or know me better as Keiko's other half. .

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Welcome and enjoy.................You lucky bastard :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Vitorro

hiya Rob. nice intro. sure ya werent lost in space on a mysterious planet of intelligent apes too? where they traveled within their own lifetimes, out running Sherrif Roscoe in the Knight IndustriesTwoThousand?

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Well, i left some parts out you know.... but, You must have been there too! Cool! That was an odd month.

Lucky man. Welcome to Blue Blood.

Welcome.

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Originally Posted by Evilbink

Welcome and enjoy.................You lucky bastard :thumb:

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welcome