Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Your Fortune Is

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Underwear is not the best thing on earth - but next to it.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

I love this.

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

this thing's pretty funny

Woman who wear G-string is high on crack.

Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

heh.. please allow me introduce myself, I'm a...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

pedant mode: it's not generating them, it's selecting them from a file full of one-liners. if it could piece together amusing sayings word by word - and understand the difference between random gibberish and an amusing bon mot - then i'd be impressed.

yeesh. as a former BBS user, i collected thousands of those things to use in the origin: field of messages.



"A stupid person can do anything except think." - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
"Be the iceberg, not the titanic." - Caitlin Burke
"if wishes were horses, glue'd be cheaper." - me
Act Like A Dumbshit And They'll Treat You Like An Equal
DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE
God told me to set you on fire.
if you can't understand it, your teachers are inadequate. - me
it is far safer to be feared than loved. - machiavelli
Life is pain... anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
nequaquam vacuum (The void does not exist)
NORMAL is a setting on a washing-machine
some days it just don't pay to get out of bed. - foghorn leghorn
The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance - Mulder
the evil have no need of an advocate. - me
the same accidents often happen to different people - machiavelli

better to be pissed off than pissed on....

it describes me perfectly

Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

***Your Fortune Is***


To make a long story short, don't tell it.


The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
http://blogthings.com/fortunecookiegenerator/