Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

That's brilliant!
If they could only keep a couple cans of beer cold, I'd think I had died and gone to heaven.

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Originally Posted by HeadlessBill

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

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Well honey I can think of LOTS of useful things to do with my implants!!! (Did I REALLY just say that?)

Tell us more...

Hahaha!

what?!?!? ha ha ha!

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Originally Posted by TheDeathKnight

Tell us more...

Hahaha!

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Take me for a ride in your Porsche, and we will talk about it...

And once again us guys are left holding our junk...err...umm...stuff...umm... we still have to carry our MP3 players in our hands or pockets...there, that should be hard to misconstrue. :1orglaugh
...well, that went really smoothly.:doh:

ok..so what abbout getting nre music in?....in their a plug in to your computer,because that wouldn't be very cool to be having your way with a chick and find a plug ,hahah...

and also....what about in 25 years,when the mp3 player is like an Atari version...are they actually going to take out the plant just to put a new one in?....

what about cancer will they cause cancer?

or getting in and out of or thru metal detectors?

if that is possible what about cell phones would it be possible to implant a cell phone? then what about it causing cancer?

maybe like a star trek communicator,.. but you'll just rub a nipple :?

Hey! You can't be flirting so much! You have a man now! Hahaha!

what?

I cannot wait 15 years for musical breast women!!!

damn futurists!!

why can I not have a woman who's titties can sing 'I'd like to buy the world a Coke' now, dammit!!! :newburn:

W T F ?!?!
I think even if it was available technology it shouldn't be a musical device. hte detection of breast cancer and heart problems sounds fabulous but do I haveto get a cup upgrade to participate in this technology?

Aside~ a chick with a usb port in her armpit sounds like an android to me. HOT!

K

I can't decide what to spend my $$ on- should I but a new MP3 player or a padded bra? but WAIT! For just $6,700 extra dollars I can have both!! What a deal!! Hopefully I never get sick of the song "Swamp Thing" or I might have to amputate.

I want musical implants that could be controlled by peircings.. Like the "Star Spangled Banner" would be turned with my PA (if I get the nerve to get one)... that would be rad

the idea is good....but what happens when mp3 players get outdated? What the fuck do I do with the mp3 player in my tit? What about metal dectors? I can just see a security gaurd, looking at my tits, waving a wand over them....saying "I'm sorry ma'am, but your breasts are sending the metal dectors off." Now that would be the damn day

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Originally Posted by Sex_Kitten

the idea is good....but what happens when mp3 players get outdated? What the fuck do I do with the mp3 player in my tit? What about metal dectors? I can just see a security gaurd, looking at my tits, waving a wand over them....saying "I'm sorry ma'am, but your breasts are sending the metal dectors off." Now that would be the damn day

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I would like to be that gaurd... "Ma'am there is something interfering with the reading, would you remove your clothes please... "

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

I would like to be that gaurd... "Ma'am there is something interfering with the reading, would you remove your clothes please... "

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I gladly would, if I got something else in return

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Originally Posted by Sex_Kitten

I gladly would, if I got something else in return

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Of course dear.. I wouldn't even think aobut pleasing myself without you being plaesed also... :thumb:

So, if you wanted one compatible with the iTunes Music Store, would you have to get the iBoob?

thats possibly the stupidest thing ive ever heard

Now if they could make ones that flash pretty colours....
K

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Originally Posted by MistressJennifer

Take me for a ride in your Porsche, and we will talk about it...

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Can I blindfold you first?

I want an implant in my penis so that when I get errect you hear Hail to the Chief....

Would be wonderful exept for when out with say...Your Inlaws...or around friends..other than that I think it would be fun for a while...Maybe make it so that I can change the tune...

YEAH a networkable Wireless 802.11G penis implant...Holds up to 2 gigs of music...Just get a wireless router, setup the Penis network and load your music..Can be programmed to play upon errection or through the Bluetooth headset (Sold Optionally).....

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

Of course dear.. I wouldn't even think aobut pleasing myself without you being plaesed also... :thumb:

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come on over, I'll show you a good time ;)

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Originally Posted by keiko

Now if they could make ones that flash pretty colours....
K

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THAT! :1orglaugh would be AWESOME !!!! :thumb:

twist the right nipple for volume and the left for track

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Originally Posted by Vitorro

twist the right nipple for volume and the left for track

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I actually just heard about this on the radio. I think it's completely...silly. If it's sending a signal to the headphones or the wrist thing....why not just build it into the headphones or the wrist thing? I don't understand it...
(But I think it would be kind of cool to have a "plug" there...Oh, it's so sci-fi. :D) There isn't any plug, though... :(

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come on over, I'll show you a good time ;)

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:eeek:
I am on my way as soon as I find my (non-porsche) car keys... :rryumy:

honey, you've got to impress a girl, show me the bentley keys!!!

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Originally Posted by Sex_Kitten

honey, you've got to impress a girl, show me the bentley keys!!!

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Will my Harley do?

Explain that to airport security. :D


Mental image: Ghetto Blasters!

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Originally Posted by Sex_Kitten

honey, you've got to impress a girl, show me the bentley keys!!!

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Only the keys? Hell that's easy!

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

Will my Harley do?

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You've got a harley??? *gasps* that's better than a bentley........I call first dibs on riding bitch!!

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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire

Only the keys? Hell that's easy!

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not just the keys, show me the car too, and prove that it's yours ;)

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Originally Posted by Sex_Kitten

You've got a harley??? *gasps* that's better than a bentley........I call first dibs on riding bitch!!

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You don't need dibs, and I do like being called a bitch... :)