*Belch* ... Howdy!

Been meaning to sign up here for a while, as I do browse the boards from time to time.

Hi, I'm Miss Tayva, and I'm an alcoholic.

Oh wait, wrong place :-)

Gawd, so introducing myself... I totally suck at this sort of thing.
I'll give it a shot...
I'm a web & graphic designer, model, washed up old journalist and photographer. I live in Arizona (unfortunately). I can't think of anything else to say (I'm burnt at this point of the day), so if there's anything in particular that y'alls need to know, just ask :-)

I read the FAQ as instructed by the lovely moderators in the sticky thread... I think I'm gonna like it here. I can't count the number of boards/forums I've been banned from because people can't handle ME. Too many massive sticks (tree branches rather) logded far in their asses, I suppose.

Lookin' forward to chatting with everyone on here!

xoxo,
T.

ah, a girl who poses with tikis...

...very nice.

welcome.

Welcome and enjoy...btw, loved the black and whites..slick

Thanks, thanks, and thanks!

I assume you took a peek at my website?

Assuming that... glad you like the pics! That shoot was a lot of fun!

Ahoy welcome aboard its always nice to have fellow alcoholics on this ship, whats your favorite booze? i normaly stick with Admiral Nelsons Spiced RUm or Don Julio Brand Tequila :cheers: BTW i just checked out your site and it kicks ten kinds of ass :worship:

well hot damn....i've seen a few of your photos somewhere....

haha,to hell with my normal greeting,thank you for droppin' bye!

Welcome.. be merry, and umm.. *pulls her aside* Do you have any midgets.. We are in desperate need of them...

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Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK

Ahoy welcome aboard its always nice to have fellow alcoholics on this ship, whats your favorite booze? i normaly stick with Admiral Nelsons Spiced RUm or Don Julio Brand Tequila :cheers: BTW i just checked out your site and it kicks ten kinds of ass :worship:

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Ah, I don't drink much these days (which is a good thing)...
Just being a typical Miss Tayva smartass (although I am partial to the JD every now and again).

Thanks for the site compliments! Now if my lazy ass were only motivated enough to update it!

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Originally Posted by killerkat

well hot damn....i've seen a few of your photos somewhere....

haha,to hell with my normal greeting,thank you for droppin' bye!

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Yup, I'm kinda around ;-)

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

Welcome.. be merry, and umm.. *pulls her aside* Do you have any midgets.. We are in desperate need of them...

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Midgets, you say?
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!
:thumb:

I've an entire midget emporium stashed away at the back of my utility closet. Drop by sometime, take a gander at 'em. Pick a few out.

Ah, another desert dweller.
Welcome to Blue Blood...where there is always a party going...of course its virtual, so its not quite the same as a tangible party...but you get the idea. :wave:

....................... welcome to blue blood and all that happy horseshit

poor hewho, if horseshit makes him happy, now wonder he has hung around so long, gotta be bustin at the seams with Blueblood. Welcome Misstayva, and enjoy

hello! and screw those other jerks who couldn't handle you!! (want me to beat them up?)

hell o

Hello. :)

Hello. I like your pics on your web page.

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Originally Posted by misstayva

Midgets, you say?
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!
:thumb:

I've an entire midget emporium stashed away at the back of my utility closet. Drop by sometime, take a gander at 'em. Pick a few out.

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Your web page rocks, and the photos are wonderful.. :)
You are my new hero.. I want one of each.. charge them to the Amazon's they don't mind.. :)

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Originally Posted by misstayva

Been meaning to sign up here for a while, as I do browse the boards from time to time.

Hi, I'm Miss Tayva, and I'm an alcoholic.

Oh wait, wrong place :-)

Gawd, so introducing myself... I totally suck at this sort of thing.
I'll give it a shot...
I'm a web & graphic designer, model, washed up old journalist and photographer. I live in Arizona (unfortunately). I can't think of anything else to say (I'm burnt at this point of the day), so if there's anything in particular that y'alls need to know, just ask :-)

I read the FAQ as instructed by the lovely moderators in the sticky thread... I think I'm gonna like it here. I can't count the number of boards/forums I've been banned from because people can't handle ME. Too many massive sticks (tree branches rather) logded far in their asses, I suppose.

Lookin' forward to chatting with everyone on here!

xoxo,
T.

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Love your website! I read your profile and somehow thought you were from LA, I posted about the fake boobs and replied to you!

Who did your website? I want to get a new website, mine needs to be revamped a bit. Really cool looking, great photos!

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

Your web page rocks, and the photos are wonderful.. :)
You are my new hero.. I want one of each.. charge them to the Amazon's they don't mind.. :)

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Thank ya much! ;-)

Allrighty, I'll have those shipped out to you ASAP. They're just sitting here colleting dust anyhow, those little bastards... haha

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Originally Posted by MistressJennifer

Love your website! I read your profile and somehow thought you were from LA, I posted about the fake boobs and replied to you!

Who did your website? I want to get a new website, mine needs to be revamped a bit. Really cool looking, great photos!

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Thanks! I might as well be from L.A., I seem to be there more than I am at home... haha. In fact, I'm headed back again next week :-)

I did my website! That sort of thing is what I do... :-)
So now you know who to call if you need that sort of thing!
Thanks for the compliments, too! I really need to update that thing, though. I'm sitting on four disks from my last trip to L.A. and have another trip coming up... which will yield more disks... *sigh*