This is a disaster waiting to happen.
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This is a disaster waiting to happen.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676
OMG... Those poor people.. The hot women should migrate to my house... unless one german/philipino gal that is hot and lives near there only wants me for herself
god i hope m y tow is prepared if all fails il take evrything ive learned from playing video games and go for the head shots
well then I think every family'll want one of these...
FEMA my ass!!! they'll abando Pittsburg to the zombies just like they did n'awlins!!!
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flame throwers dont slow em down enough itl just make a flaming corpse walk towards you
big deal... they're slow (even the running ones) they don't know how to manuver quickly enough to catch you once you know some basic evasion techniques... sure suburbanites are easy prey to the living dead... but city dwellers, by and large are far more callous, and used to dealing with predatory behaviours... both in avoiding it, and perpetrating it...
you can torch 'em, and run... they've got no real game plan... they're just relentless is all... live humans who have no compunctions about wasting other bipeds are much more dangerous ("What Flanders was a zombie?") ;)
Well, its a good thing I've spent several years running "training simulations" on my videogame consoles...umm...I mean...in my my zombie battle simulation room...yeah, thats the ticket.
pittsburgh full of brainless drooling masses? that's hard to imagine.
wait nevermind, that's everyday.
PVC weapons are the shit. My bazooka sends a three inch diameter potato slug into a wall so hard it vaporizes! (The potato I mean, not the wall)Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Friendly
hahaha!!! I'm imagining a zombie's head getting knocked off with a potato...
...now we want blueprints Rockwulf!!
The best part about it is the 3-5 foot muzzle blast.