Conservative Punk
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Date Jesus :D :o
This is funny 'Amplestuff' :cool:
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Conservative Punk
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Date Jesus :D :o
This is funny 'Amplestuff' :cool:
Man, ain't no way I'd want to be scrubbing out some random stall toilet...especially one that appeared to really need it.
No my friend, that's for super-sized people to clean them selves up in public bathrooms! You can buy a 1000 pound scale and everything!Quote:
Originally Posted by inox
Oh, gods! I just read over it quickly pre-coffee and it didn't click. That's so very much worse! It's a wipin' stick!Quote:
Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
If needing such a kit isn't a wake up call that someone's let things get out of hand, then surely there isn't one.
man there was so much stuff on that 'conservative punk' site that I could riff on for weeks... and that was just the front page...
I wanted to take a look at there forums... no intention of trolling... honest... but you have to register just to look at them. fuck that. anyone that requires you to sign up just to browse is a silly goose IMHFO.
of course that could because I got banned from even viewing the www.sustainedaction.org forums after lurking for 10min. without ever posting anything WTF?
go here www.neilslade.com just follow the directions (such as they are) and you'll never need drugs again...trust me...
...how do you think I got like this.
now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go radioshack, and buy a booster pack for the cell array attatched to my tinfoil helmet.
That's super wierd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Friendly
I never heard of that guy before. I love wierd shit like that, he reminds me of Crowley a little bit for some reason. I wish that I could shapeshift!
its funny about the datejesus site.. i remember when they started that site back in 2000. It was a parody site about dating jesus (duh) and nothing else.
and now its turned into almost a blog style site.
I like how he posted the hurricane pictures...wonder how many sent him letters saying "WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!?" :p:
this ones the best
http://www.maskon.com/marti/Roxiann/...roxinaxx93.jpg
you know ebaums world puts fake links that downloads crap to your comp right? they also leech off of all those other type of sites (newgrounds / fark / etc) and put their "this is from ebaumsworld" link on the things..scum!
I dunno how recommendable this is, but check it out if ya got the stomach for it.
All the masks made me think of this one. Forget the masks! Get a real doll. heh.
And of course, rotten.com
oh yeah! Have you guys seen this video ?:buttrock:
Dead baby memorial
that seemed totally bizarre to post a picture of your still born, or maybe it's just me.
Last words of the executed prisoners (W/picts)
Stuff I like:
Underground Voices
Cherry Bleeds
Gorelets
Mike Philbin
DIY Goth Fashion
Goths of Colour (now defunct but still lots of good reading(
Morbid Outlook
Ok that's enough from me.
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statisti...ted/obryan.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
Man...the kids halloween candy..thats cold
I'm a bastard. I know that much.
I find things like this funny. :(
:rolleyes: :mad: :( :1orglaugh
lol dont worry I do to, if not, at least interesting. I read the whole siteQuote:
Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
^ I'm an idiot. That was unintentional.
I'm glad, a lot of people I know say I'm going to hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
Check this:
great gift idea!
The customer reviews are priceless!
I was turned onto this heavenly article by my buddy, Ian. He actually used to bring this plastic limb to work nestled in a plastic sheath beneath his suit. During lunch breaks and long work nights, I would watch him slip away from his desk to go to the restroom for a little forearm suprise. To my delight, at our secret santa unveiling last year, I ripped open the ornate package in my cubicle to find this amazing product. I have been addicted ever since. I highly recommend it. I'm even sitting on one right now!!!!
Awesome Black Metal Dudes!
:buttrock:
I like to see vids of people lighting their farts. lol thats hillarious.
POOF!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by malcolm
Wear a gas mask