Goodbye... an Xbox Story..[PICS]

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It was Nov. 22nd.. it was raining and windy..not too cold.. but we waited outside...to adopt this bundle of joy. The time came..and out came the credit card.. we will name him Xavier..

Xavier stayed in our closet..so I wouldnt have the urge to break him open and use and abuse him. But I couldnt resist. Our goal..to sell him back to the masses and capitilize off of the adoption craze. Yes. I need rent more than this beautiful box of love.

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We strapped him in the car and he was off to his new home..

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Xavier would play games with his older brother..

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He loved the outdoors.. he liked to slide...

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...and swing...

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...and play hide and go seek with america....

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We played poker...he kept winning... i smell cheat glitch..

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...yep...cheat glitch...

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He liked to be clean for the ladies...

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and he liked to look at the ladies....

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But alas...this was his last night here...

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He was sold and going to a new home... You will be missed Xavier...

Xavier was posted on the slave trade site eBay... along with his other brothers and sisters. He was quite the popular one...

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You will be missed...thanks for keeping the roof over our head... *sigh* One day we will reunite! And I will get to play with you!!

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa :1orglaugh

HOLY SHIT! O.O Yay for capitalism!

that was great :)

thanx

haha that fucking rocks!

Bravo... Bravo :popcorn:

I loved that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH Great....truly great.

Haha, that was quite creative of you. Bravo.
And many kudos on the amazing profit!

cool

here's a complete disection of an xbox 360... in case your into this stuff.

http://www.anandtech.com/systems/showdoc.aspx?i=2610

*sniff* That was the saddest/funniest/happiest story ever. When Xavier comes home to stay you can find me on XLive as Keikobot88.

Now I know I should have thought far enough ahead to buy two and auction one...
K

hrm.. not sure if old xbox live and new live can add members from the two.. but ours is:
jadeddreads com (theres a space there) hehe shameless advertising when i frag people in battlefield or counterstrike... "HAHA you got owned by a website!" lol

Now I'm even more bitter that my goddamn xbox got killed in my move on monday.

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Originally Posted by keiko

*sniff* That was the saddest/funniest/happiest story ever. When Xavier comes home to stay you can find me on XLive as Keikobot88.

Now I know I should have thought far enough ahead to buy two and auction one...
K

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ill add you if mine ever arives, that is if you dont mind :)