I'm going to write a book
It's going to be called, "Why Left-Wing Liberals want to kill you in your sleep, fuck your eyeball sockets, chop your body into little peices, Feed your mother to lions, put your baby in the microwave, and **** your father."
I'm going to market it on Bill O Reily Factor.
I figure I'll just put that on the cover, and leave the rest of the book blank, maybe put in a picture of Hillary Clinton. It will sell like hot cakes. everyone knows that republicans don't read anyway, it takes away from eyeball freedom
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Brilliant. I will totally blurb your book. Just let me know when you need a quote for the dustjacket.
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excellent do it!!!
...and I'll give you the advice we use in the crowd of writers I hang out in 'Shut the fuck up, until it's written.' (or in your case blank.)
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perhaps this would be a good place to mention that the National Novel Writing Month just finished. i made the target of sixty thousand words, but most of it's crap. what's worse is the story is nowhere near finished, so i guess i'll just keep on going until i kill off all of the characters.
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microwave your baby... omfg...
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oh no now I'll have left wing liberals to worry about, and once I read your book I'll know what they are
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you live in canada man, they are everywhere there! and they hate freedom. look out!
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oh, and I just heard that they are waging war on christmas. although, I don't like that expression, because it implies that war is a bad thing.
war on Iraq= patriotic
15 million people worldwide that oppose Bush= terrorists.
So we should really call it terrorists attacks against christmas...
but anyway, they whackos are saying that we shouldn't allow federal observances of a religious holiday. I say, why are these people trying to force thier views on us?
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you're helping the terrorists Morning Glory...
...why do you hate America?
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There is no way that kid came up with that flag idea.
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I like that flag...reminds me I need to pay my phone bill this month and buy sone new shoes and return my printer.
What a helpful flag.
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that's an Ad Busters design... gotta love that Ad Busters...
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Originally Posted by Morning Glory
oh, and I just heard that they are waging war on christmas.
Actually all they're doing is campaigning, and when you think about it what better time to do it than when we're all real drunk and couldn't really care less, of course it would have been smarter to make voting date a bit closer to new years but hey up here the smart people get real jobs and dont go into politics
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yeah yeah whatever , fucking other countries, up here liberal means nothing, it could be called the Hank party , or party number____ for all we care
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oh, and I just heard that they are waging war on christmas.
fuck, i'm waging war on christmas. those who live in my suburb are slowly learning it's not a good idea to spend $10,000 on a nativity scene. unless they like having the baby jesus stolen and replaced with, let me see, what was it last time? a motor out of a vacuum cleaner. and before that an old teddy bear with its eyes gouged out.
gonna get some glue and get into papier-mache. Giger Alien eggs. yeah. worship this.
