Syri-a-piece of shit

I was invited to see a free screening of the new film Syriana tonight and was excited because I was looking forward to seeing it.



I didn't pay a cent and I want my money back!


This film is billed as a "political thriller" and while it more than delivers on the politics, the thrills are noticeablly absent. I was so bored watching this movie, that I considered walking out of the theater, something I never do, but stayed in the hopes that just maybe the flick would deliver a twist ending or maybe even an ending that tied together the myriad of individual stories that it starts with.

Neither of these predicitions were true and I was left with no sense of completion but an undeniable sense that two hours of my life were stolen from me.

This movie is absolutely terrible.

You've been warned.

in hopes of prolonging your misery.


just cause i like ya

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never heard of it,.. i'm not sure i would be caught dead at a movie theather to begin with ,.. i mean seriously who goes to movies now-a-days anymore anyway?

and i'll take what is a "Syriana" for $100 ted.
sounds like a porno.

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Originally Posted by drewblood

in hopes of prolonging your misery.


just cause i like ya

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Bitch please! My brain's been numb to George Clooney since he put on a bat-suit.

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Originally Posted by P I L O T

never heard of it,.. i'm not sure i would be caught dead at a movie theather to begin with ,.. i mean seriously who goes to movies now-a-days anymore anyway?

and i'll take what is a "Syriana" for $100 ted.
sounds like a porno.

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You're from Jersey. I wouldn't expect you to have any idea what's going on.

The film is really only expected to do good in the NYC ans LA markets anyhow...not because it's a great movie but because the politics would sell more tickets in those markets than anywhere else. Looks like something I'd enjoy though so I'll check it out.

well the cancelled the screenings for Aeon Flux... which is a bad sign...means they think it'll get panned...

...oh well.

...if they come even close to doing the whole 'oil-CIA-organized-crime-terror-sydrome' well I'll be satisfied...

...although from what you're saying Rockwulf I take it they didn't.

oil's a dirty, dirty, nasty business.

i'm an 8 minute train ride to the city,..... ?

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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire

The film is really only expected to do good in the NYC ans LA markets anyhow...not because it's a great movie but because the politics would sell more tickets in those markets than anywhere else. Looks like something I'd enjoy though so I'll check it out.

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No, seriously. If you are given the choice between watching this movie and killing yourself, order the Bullet Sandwich.




And Buster, no, it tries, and miserabley fails.

well, I can scarcely hope that it would. the situation in reality is so fucking vile, that you could probably never protray it in a movie correctly.

ha!


rub my balls.

http://img114.exs.cx/img114/304/bowlingnuts.gif

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

I was invited to see a free screening of the new film Syriana tonight and was excited because I was looking forward to seeing it.



I didn't pay a cent and I want my money back!


This film is billed as a "political thriller" and while it more than delivers on the politics, the thrills are noticeablly absent. I was so bored watching this movie, that I considered walking out of the theater, something I never do, but stayed in the hopes that just maybe the flick would deliver a twist ending or maybe even an ending that tied together the myriad of individual stories that it starts with.

Neither of these predicitions were true and I was left with no sense of completion but an undeniable sense that two hours of my life were stolen from me.

This movie is absolutely terrible.

You've been warned.

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yea, its hard for someone who usually expresses themselves through photoshopped batman cartoons to understand something that isn't constant action with people dressed up like a "joker" or "mr. freeze"... :thumb:

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Originally Posted by peoplejudgeme

yea, its hard for someone who usually expresses themselves through photoshopped batman cartoons to understand something that isn't constant action with people dressed up like a "joker" or "mr. freeze"... :thumb:

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Uh yeah....zing:rolleyes:. I didn't say I didnt' get it. I understood it perfectly, and was simultaniously bored almost to death by it.

Feel free to not reply.:thumb:

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Originally Posted by peoplejudgeme

yea, its hard for someone who usually expresses themselves through photoshopped batman cartoons to understand something that isn't constant action with people dressed up like a "joker" or "mr. freeze"... :thumb:

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wow there, wulf........I think you got someone's panties in a bunch.

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Originally Posted by malcolm

wow there, wulf........I think you got someone's panties in a bunch.

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Well it's tough for one's panties to move freely with a giant stick sticking out one's ass and snagging them.

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Originally Posted by P I L O T

and i'll take what is a "Syriana" for $100 ted.
sounds like a porno.

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Well, Pilot, that's quite close, and I think we can give you that one. The Syriana is a version of the infamous vibrator device/nickel ride, "Sybian", which has been engineered for the male market, or just for the market who like to poke things in wet, vibrating holes.

:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Rockwulf

Well it's tough for one's panties to move freely with a giant stick sticking out one's ass and snagging them.

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