Man Dates Gal On Internet For Six Months -- And It Turns Out She's His Mother!

from yahoo

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

they did it anyway

i...uh....um...uh.... one sec.... *ahem*...... BAHAHAHAHAHA....wow thats fucking hilarious. reminds me of that one commerical where a kid gets naked in front of his comp and types "moan for me" and in the other room his mom goes "OOOOH!" haha..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Its like the internet version of the story of Oedipus...I'm figuring, in this version, after realizing what hes done he chops off his fingers. :thumb:

hahahahahahaha!!!!! that's the funniest thing I've seen all day!!! :D

wonder what xmas will be like..

present for him: Guide to Internet Relationships..and the mothers who love them

present for her: artheritis medication

hahahaha!! Voldta, that's a friggen classic!!! :D

Karyn, girl where do you find these things?

Little unpublished side of the story....The Dad is now having a hot online affair with the son as well, using the nickname LeggyDancer. :D

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Oh now that's just too much. Their both gonna be in therapy for YEARS. Doesn't make it any less funny though.
K

i live in south carolina and i have seen it happen more than once, and not over the internet!!! :(

Owww..my side hurts so much laughing so hard.. I even had a tear come from it.

oooookay... ew!!! this is why you dont meet people off the net guys, not because of possible serial killers or shit like that.. .cause it could be your mom.

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reminds me of that one commerical where a kid gets naked in front of his comp and types "moan for me" and in the other room his mom goes "OOOOH!" haha..

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even more ew...

It really does make sense if you think about it. Fuck if I met someone like MY mom I would love them too, cause the connection is already there. Either that or he was some pitiful little mama's boy searching for a woman who would treat him like..... his mommy did. Sigh.

I LOVE my Mommy. ::makes with the dreamy eyes::

(eww I wonder what they talked about ahhaha)