Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls

from channel 10 tampa

CINCINNATI (AP) -- A pizza delivery man in Cincinnati has told police he was the victim of a robbery attempt yesterday -- by a pack of girls.

Police say he described his assailants as five very young girls.

Investigators believe they're looking for suspects in the eleven-to-14 age group.

A police captain says it's a little disturbing.

The 21-year-old delivery man says the girls tried to take the pizza from him and ended up knocking him to the ground.

But he wasn't hurt, and nothing was taken.

He says when he arrived at the spot where he was supposed to deliver the pie, it seemed the girls were waiting for him.

Police are looking into whether they were the ones who phoned in the order.

Sounds like someone needs to grow some balls... Pizza dudes of the world head the warning and make sure you are always carrying 3 items on your person at all times...

1. Copy of Teen Beat (Any issue)
2. Clone of both/either Ralph Macchio and/or Scott Baio
3. A roma ncandle/flare gun so you can signal the other pizza boys in the neighborhood.

that said.. not a midget in site... BC

hah i feel for that pizza man... once in awhile we get this group of girls in little caesars and they take like an hour to order all of what they want... FUCK... i hate being on cash when i see them. theyre annoying.
first they order their pizzas... ONE AT A TIME... and pay... then they order their crazy breads, THEN buy their drinks or whatever else they want... grr... if they ordered all of what they want at the same time they wouldnt make me insane.

They weren't that young.. heck at 14 kids in Troy can field-strip a 45. I'm just impressed that (a) they didn't manage to get the pizza after all that effort, and (b) the police are having to think about if they were the ones who ordered it.. Someone needs to show em Bart Simpson on the phone.

mG

moe the bartender: "yeah ive got a hugh jass on the phone here! hugh jass! anyone know a hugh jass here?"

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

that said.. not a midget in site... BC

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...but midget sized :)

if i were attacked by 5 girls i think i would have done soemthing a little different. i would use the opportunity to get some numbers, get stoned, then eat the pizza with them. bad girls are fun. lol

It funny how the male mind works. We all awesome said girls were on the clean cut, cheerleader, preky type. How do we know they were dressed like female snoop doggers, fat and ugly?

I used to work at a pizza place. I can vouche that little girls in packs can be quite intimidating. They're like puppies. You can't punch a puppy. You just have to sit there and take it.

stilts!


nuff said

All you have to have to protect yourself from a pack of villinous young girls is a container of pimento cheese, a towel, and a document saying you are allergic to pimento cheese...

When atacked you must act fast...

1. Run into a place out of public site..Making sure the girls follow.
2. Unzip pants, open container of pimento cheese.
3. get a glob of the cheese into your hand and start rubbing it on your penis.
4. Look at the girls and say "Hey what do you think about this??"
5. when they run away in fear use the towel to clean your member and dispose of it so it is not easily found.

Make sure your doctor has it in his papers that you are allergic to pimento cheese...

Hmmm maybe I shouldnt post while drunk..I have no idea where that came from...

so how does the pimento cheeze allergy come in then?? i dont get it :S

I don't care how ugly they are
I would have smacked them little bitches with the pizza box and while they're trying to figure box why I hit them so hard I would have force feed them the pizza. and in turn gotten arrested for some sort of fucked up reason beyond the comprehension and logic of sane people.

it was probably the suicide girls on tour,.. they all look like their 13 LOL


he should have ran them over with his car

i used to deliver pies in irvington, union and newark NJ and never had anything like that happen to me.

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

3. A roma ncandle/flare gun so you can signal the other pizza boys in the neighborhood.

that said.. not a midget in site... BC

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA LOL so loud!