Quirky Prenup Deal Doesn't Save Marriage

from yahoo

SANFORD, Fla. - Sally Erickson and Renzie Davidson thought they had the secret to marital bliss. But the eccentric list of demands outlined in their prenuptial agreement, including mandatory backrubs and a $5 nagging fee, still couldn't save their marriage.

Now Erickson is suing Davidson for fraud, alleging he divorced her in secret more than two years ago, according to Seminole County court records.

Before exchanging vows in 2001, the couple agreed to a quirky prenuptial agreement. Erickson promised to cook breakfast at least four times a week, and, in return, "Renzie will not wake Sally up on her 'off days,'" according to the document.

The agreement also required Davidson to rub Erickson's back three times a week for five minutes. If Erickson used a certain expletive, she would be sentenced to one hour of yard work. And Davidson was to pay $5 each time he complained, nagged or made "a fuss about Sally's expenditures."

Despite their carefully laid plans, Davidson, 62, decided to call it quits 3 1/2 months into the marriage. Erickson, 61, acknowledged she was served notice of the divorce suit, but she said in court pleadings that Davidson later told her he had dropped the suit.

Erickson said Davidson secretly went to court and got a default judgment against her. Documents show Davidson was granted an uncontested divorce in February 2003 without Erickson ever appearing in court. She claims she didn't know about the divorce until recently.

Davidson has not contested Erickson's claim.

That is one way to keep the woman in her place, and show that guy is an Ass... they forgot to mention the midget troupe that was to peel the grapes and fan them for 45 minutes ever day.


(btw, j/k about the first part.. it is an editorial after all)

BC

Wow. Isn't a prenup just a fancy way of saying "I already have plans to leave you, I just don't want you taking my stuff"? But not having hte balls to tell some one for 3 years that you've been divorced? Damn.
K

I like the prenup from the old "Flash Gordon" movie from the 80's...

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/80fl...ashgordon3.jpg

Zogi, the High Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour?
The Emperor Ming: Of the hour, yes.
Zogi, the High Priest: Do you promise to use her as you will?
The Emperor Ming: Certainly!
Zogi, the High Priest: Not to blast her into space?
[Ming glares at Zogi]
Zogi, the High Priest: Uh, until such time as you grow weary of her.
The Emperor Ming: I do.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/80fl...ashgordon6.wav

HAHAA ... thats awesome. i like flesh gordon better tho... just as funny and cheezy but with sex :D