What do you do which is bad for you?

My health does not really permit me to drink, particularly not in excess. On the eve dates turned from 2005 to 2006, I ended up getting dragged to a party last minute. It was a swanky affair and quite enjoyable. But I overdid the alcohol and felt run down for much of last month as a result. I still sort of feel like it was worth it though.

I am usually self-disciplined. As a professional writer who works at home, I have to be. But every once in a while, there is something where I just don't want to resist.

What do you do which is bad for you?

If it is bad for me, I'll at least try it a few times. I try to work out and do healthy things to balance the party.

currently? not much besides drink.

at other times in my life? haha ... those are some good memories.

I am not supposed to eat certain foods, because I dont have most of my Large Intestine or Bowels, but I eat it all anyway.

I worked 12 hours yesterday, then went directly to a party, where I proceeded to get raging drunk. As a parlor trick, I snorted a condom up my nose pulled it out my mouth and blew it back out backwards. I blacked out and woke up with this sleezy gay guy trying to grope me. Then without going home I'm back at work again...

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Originally Posted by kellie

I am not supposed to eat certain foods, because I dont have most of my Large Intestine or Bowels, but I eat it all anyway.

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What happened to your guts?

i dont drink, but I really dont do anything..which is pretty bad for me, the farthest I walk is to my car. and I never go outside.
I smoke alot of weed too, but thats not bad for you..physically at least.

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Originally Posted by Toe Cutter

What happened to your guts?

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I was born with gastroschisis. And back in the 70s they removed a lot of what they can save today. Google the image.

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Originally Posted by kellie

I was born with gastroschisis. And back in the 70s they removed a lot of what they can save today. Google the image.

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I Googled that image. Wild!
I now remember you mentioning that before. You have a little scar on your tummy right?

I get out of bed every morning

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Originally Posted by Toe Cutter

I Googled that image. Wild!
I now remember you mentioning that before. You have a little scar on your tummy right?

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Yea, the scar is about 6" long, and I have no belly button

^that's awesome

belly buttons are overated, I mean you can't unbutton your belly, so what the hell is it good for?

I breathe air outside which si full of shit that assholes pump into it. along those same lines everything I do is bad for me. more specifically, I eat fast food, I drive a car, I work at a job, I skateboard. I wouldn't say that skating was bad for you, cuz I think it evens out, but when you get hurt, it's not good for you.

I listen to the mundanity of my neighbors lives without complaint.

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Originally Posted by Jasperino

I get out of bed every morning

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yeah me too

*glances at the tall stack of mint oreos beside her, the finish to her dinner of reheated beef stew and Sunny Delight*

Absolutely nothing.

Today? Crab, cheese and hollandaise omlette.

I drink too much tea and date sadistic, broke gorgeous bad boys that break my heart...

Oh and lately I am totally addicted to putting half and half in my tea, I cannot live without it!! It's like, I MUST have my half and half and I will go out at 4:00 AM to get it!!

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Originally Posted by Cafe_Post_Mortem

Today? Crab, cheese and hollandaise omlette.

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OH that sounds SO good... Yummy... Why is that bad for you? Oh, I would KILL to eat that right now... I have just boring plain yoghurt in the fridge...

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Originally Posted by mollycase

What do you do which is bad for you?

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It depends.. Does obsessing over Blue Blood models count?
(even married ones with 6" scars and missing belly buttons) :daisy:

i use whatever excuse i can to eat crappy food.

oh i was stuck in a snow storm i guess that means i can have the 3 plates of food at the buffet. its alright i will burn it off shoveling...well snowblowing...well if i make it home before my family does it first, either waythe carbs will give me energy to shovel the snow so i can forget my diet for today.

these types of excuses happen 4-6 days a week:)

i dont do much wrong. i drink occasionally, but i smoke too much. although they say a shot a day is good for you.

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Originally Posted by kellie

Yea, the scar is about 6" long, and I have no belly button

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Alfred Hitchcock used to talk about his lack of a belly button,
and did not mention he had surgery. It used to freak people
out, because it's like the chicken and the egg question. If
you naturally had no belly button, how were you born?

People used to think it meant that he was born in some
evil way, or was un-natural. So I'd use it to your advantage
when talking to people. See if it freaks them out... Haha!

And somehow-the conversation led to his belly button. I don't know how. But he said, [as Hitchcock] "You know, I don't have a belly button." Well, I said, "I think everyone has a belly button or they wouldn't have a mother." And he said [as Hitchcock] "No, I don't have a belly button."

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Originally Posted by Cafe_Post_Mortem

Today? Crab, cheese and hollandaise omlette.

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I want that damn omellette!!! I keep thinking about it.... AH! Torture!

Yeah, I thought I was just gonna get some hashbrowns and toast when I went into the place just to put some carbs back into my body. But when you see a tasty little heart attack staring at at you like that what can you do? Makes you wonder where people get the idea tha californians eat healthy.

Don't you mean "Who do I do that's bad for me"?

Yea, the scar is about 6" long, and I have no belly button

I have a friend who had te same thing. When we got out of highshcool he got a tatoo where his bellybutton would be (the kind you would get around a bellybutton) just to fuck with people's minds!

Back to the subject, I am pretty clean living....nonsmoker, no cafeine...
however I am a notorious chocoholic. I drink occasionally (alot last weekend) and I love pork. I'd say pork is the worst of the 3 evi. Oh, ad i'm a sex fiend.