I am gonna go insane

Today is the youngest ones B-day.. there are so amny kids around that i am gonna go insane.. Does anyone else feel that when there are kids around?

How the hell do you cope... please i need advice...

and NO I can not shoot them...

I love midgets.. but do they have to be so loud and brain-dead

I'll tell ya' what you should do. Crack a beer, flop on the couch and at the top of your lungs yell "YOU GODDAMNED KIDS BETTER STOP ROUGH-HOUSING! IF YOU WANT TO HORSE AROUND, YOU NEED TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE!"

Best thing to do is just do for them what you would have wanted your daddy to have done.

You can tell I don't have kids, huh?

Give them percocets and koolaid.

here's what you do, work and drink, and laugh when you get up at noon and hear the question "who are you" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Take a Vicodin... Pretty soon all the kids games will start to be really magical... Heh! heh!!!

Kids are easy..they are easily distracted and have a habit of beliveing everything they are told. So use the one thing that makes all kids go away..TV. The good thing to keep in mind is that the ones that aren't yours eventually leave.

We (my girls and I) decide to have everyone go to the park for the day... Woot.. They played on the play ground, and then when we got home they passed out.. then it was time for the grown-ups to celebrate... LOL

I love it when the do that hard crash after playing. It reminds me of passing out after drinking, like the playground is their booze. play, play, play......CRASH !!! drink, drink, drink.....CRASH !!!!

ROFL.. yep, except that,, umm wait never mind.. I was thinking of the carnival.. there nothing better then loading them up with crap.. then they get to vist the porcelian god.. just like us drinkers do when we over do it

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Originally Posted by MistressJennifer

Take a Vicodin... Pretty soon all the kids games will start to be really magical... Heh! heh!!!

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I thought it made you sarcastic and callous, with a penchent for hitting on your ex-wife and not shaving while giving brilliant medical diagnoses to problems that wouldn't even normally be found through autopsy?

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Originally Posted by Evilbink

Kids are easy..they are easily distracted and have a habit of beliveing everything they are told. So use the one thing that makes all kids go away..TV. The good thing to keep in mind is that the ones that aren't yours eventually leave.

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who's kids are you talking about. mine don't believe anything you say and never get ditracted. tv is nice at times.

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Originally Posted by Evilbink

Kids are easy..they are easily distracted and have a habit of be
liveing everything they are told. So use the one thing that makes all kids go away..TV. The good thing to keep in mind is that the ones that aren't yours eventually leave.

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Show them Don Herzfeldt - Billy's Balloon cartoon.. I want to know if they realy get phobia of baloons after that :)