question for the guys

the which underwear post brought up thought

ok every time i take a leak i go over the top band of my underwear

i'm just wondring how many of you go over the top or through the weenie window

i have never used my weenie window infact i only buy underwear that has a button in the front since i dont want my window opening at an inappropriate time

i also never really use the full barn door i just unhook my belt and unbutton the top couple buttons on my button flys or just a bit of zip reach in there and brin it out over the top and not through the tinkle tunnel

hmm... "I have no idea what you are talking about kid.. but you hit me," *pats on chest* "right here..."


I think you have to much time on your hands...

my boyfriend uses the weenie window, so does my roomie

First of all, "weenie window?" Are you 4?

Second I always use the fly. Te over the top method always poses a risk of "snap back"

lately my undies have no "weenie window". So I use the over the top method.

it's hard to remember... i'm pretty sure i usually go over the top. however... after hearing the slit in my boxers referred to the 'weenie hole', i dont think i'll ever use it again. Now... if you had referred to it as the glory hole, then i'd gladly stick it through with a thrust and wizzle my dizzle.

I use the over the top method...

The "weenie window" is a waste of time...

well at least he didn't call me an assbag this time

I love to drop my pants and underwear straight down so all can see how sexy my ass is :)
but that's only outside and when it's not too much cold

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Originally Posted by drewblood

however... after hearing the slit in my boxers referred to the 'weenie hole', i dont think i'll ever use it again. Now... if you had referred to it as the glory hole, then i'd gladly stick it through with a thrust and wizzle my dizzle.

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lmao.

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

hmm... "I have no idea what you are talking about kid.. but you hit me," *pats on chest* "right here..."


I think you have to much time on your hands...

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GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!

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Originally Posted by bohoki

well at least he didn't call me an assbag this time

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Crud I knew I forgot something. I was too busy cringing at the thought of "snap back" to notice, assbag.

i dont' even bother anymore.... what's the point? it's not like anyone likes you any more because you don't piss all over yourself.

Weenie Window....ROFLMAO

I'm all about using the fly...it just seems so much easier than going through the process of belt buckle then button then fighting against elastic...I was gonna bring up safety issues, but there's accident potential on both fronts.

dont know, that's all on autopilot, so I have time to think about other things :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Nudemuse

GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!

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:thumb:

I do not wear underpants.

I love this thread!

I've never had "snap back" before. :1orglaugh

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I've never had "snap back" before.

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thank goodness someone said that first .i was a bit confused

i just pull out mr winkie make my lemonade and let it go and it retracts like a window shade

when i was 10 i got my marble bag caught in a zipper once i never went through the penis portal again

Snap-back occurs when you whip out your wang after pulling your elastic down and forward. Then your grip on the elastic slips and it snaps back hitthing your nuts and possibly causing you to spray piss all over the place.

snap back :1orglaugh practice, practice

Having endured discomfort during what might br termed a defecatory occasion, I would concur that "through the weenie (A word not commonly found in the English lexicon) window" is better for my persons.

Permit one to explain. When the "over the top" method is employed, the elastic from my undergarment can exsert slight pressure on the underside of my "weenie", which means, when one thinks one's feculant flow has abaited, and thusly tucks one's phallic protrusion back into its trousered domicile, the pressure is released and thus with it a small amount of urine, generally into one's boxers.

Not good. And no, I'm not a pissy-pants who smells of wee (well, not most of the time, anyhow).

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Having endured discomfort during what might br termed a defecatory occasion, I would concur that "through the weenie (A word not commonly found in the English lexicon) window" is better for my persons.

Permit one to explain. When the "over the top" method is employed, the elastic from my undergarment can exsert slight pressure on the underside of my "weenie", which means, when one thinks one's feculant flow has abaited, and thusly tucks one's phallic protrusion back into its trousered domicile, the pressure is released and thus with it a small amount of urine, generally into one's boxers.

Not good. And no, I'm not a pissy-pants who smells of wee (well, not most of the time, anyhow).

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It is a good thing I went to college, or else I would have had to pull out the dictionary...

Let me guess, you are not good at math.. but you can write like Dickens? :thumb:

Funny you ask; I'm absolutely shite at maths! :D

- if you pull the elastic down you end up with loose underpants
- if you use the weenie hole it gets stretched and theres more chance of innapropriate slipping out of the weenie

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- if you use the weenie hole it gets stretched and theres more chance of innapropriate slipping out of the weenie

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LOL! :1orglaugh I had an unfortunate incident involving running down the stairs in my boxers to answer the door and unwittingly greeting the postman with more than just a smile... poor fellow! (Wondered why he beat a hasty retreat!)

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- if you pull the elastic down you end up with loose underpants
- if you use the weenie hole it gets stretched and theres more chance of innapropriate slipping out of the weenie

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Thus using elementary deduction the best course of action would be...to go commando.

window is to small :thumb:

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Originally Posted by bohoki

thank goodness someone said that first .i was a bit confused

i just pull out mr winkie make my lemonade and let it go and it retracts like a window shade

when i was 10 i got my marble bag caught in a zipper once i never went through the penis portal again

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that post made me laugh if only for the sheer immaturity of the words and phrases used..

and i go commando, but never wear pants with a zipper, it happened once and i swear to god it will never happen again!!

Well, since thongs & G-strings tend not to have the "front door" for want of a better phrase, I go over the top. If a cubicle is available when away from the home, I prefer to use it and the leg covering garments are down to mid-thigh to avoid leakage afterwards. :o

btw I am totally jealous of you guys being able to pee standing up..

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Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair

btw I am totally jealous of you guys being able to pee standing up..

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Just because we can stand up whilst doing it, doesn't mean we have much control of it, that's why we need to hold it. (Ever seen a hose pipe when the water's flowing but no-one's holding it? Water goes all over the place!)

yes but you underestimate my laziness, see if you have to sit down then it means you have to make the effort to get back up, and some days, thats just too much work! I can hold it, whatever, but sitting down is just way to much commitment. it's like running a mile, once you get there, you gotta run back, thats the worst part.

over the top for me I guess........................ unless I'm in the shower

I definitely use the fly, not just for "snap back" (which is a valid concern), but because it can be managed with one hand, in case the other is holding a beer or some such.