i'm going to have a marriage contract written up just like this one:
;)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html
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i'm going to have a marriage contract written up just like this one:
;)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html
4 pages??!! Man that guy thinks highly of himself. And he was charged with multipule offences, other than just being an asshat...shocking. :1orglaugh
the part about obedience and the detailed measurements with how she has to shave her poonanie is just crazy.
hmm... did he tear this out of the promise keepers handbook? :1orglaugh
I was just thinking.. There are a lot of loopholes... like he forgot to mention in that document that she was not to shoot him.. LOL
What a dip-thing
Beyond that being the MOST reatarded thing i've ever seen,
Under hygiene it says that she will shave her Chest every three days...
for someone being that shallow, i dont see him married to a woman that takes hidden tri-nightly trips to the bathroom.
at first i thought it was really funny but after skimming thru to page 3 I realized the guy really is an asshole,... i didn't even bother reading page 4
but some chicks really seem to dig that at first but treat things/people badly and just get tired of it.
insane and extreme
It's funny until you realize that this jackass is serious, then it's just disturbing...
I see his future.
He will get his balls crushed by one of those 'thigh highs'.
Wonder if his cellmate will write up a contract as well...
You WILL get cornholed EVERY night
You WILL enjoy it
You WILL call yourself Mary
You WILL NOT look at me while I cornhole you
You WILL NOT cry like the little bitch you are
You WILL NOT refuse me, EVER.
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Originally Posted by HempKnight
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