Pms

I loathe much, but I really loathe PMS. It just makes everything more loathsome.

Yeah, that monthly bill is a bitch to pay.

im PMSing right now. it sucks. it doesnt help that im having bad luck right now....someone fucked up my car while i was shopping :(

I don't get PMS..... no bloating, no cramps, no period whatsoever. I *love* Depo-provera. As an added bonus, I also have absolutely NO chance of getting pregnant. I highly recommend this stuff to all women. It's even cheaper than the pill.

Quotes "Why is it called PMS? Because "Mad Cow Disease was already taken" -Author unknown, presumed deceased

i do'nt have it ez that time of the month. i get moody but i also get sick and the cramps make it feel like my insides are being ripped out. :rant:

Too bad it's so hard to get Codeine over here. Back in the day they actually used to prescribe Heroin so much for PMS that most addicts were female, cocaine was another favorite. I kind of frightens me the amount of painkillers women can take at that time. Best of luck ladies and potatoes and chocolate do help.

i once fucked a girl while she was on the rag, and i have to say it was about the lowest point of my life. :(

Cramps suck. Mine feels as if an Alien (from the movie) was ready to burst out of my belly. And I get totally aggro and bitchy. :)

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Originally Posted by Neverborn

i once fucked a girl while she was on the rag, and i have to say it was about the lowest point of my life. :(

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I've found that if you do the sex right, it's a great way to calm women down. The endorphins alone are a natural painkiller and it really distracts them. As long as you've got enough moisture, you know.

sex is great for pms. queen victoria used hash and opium - oh that the golden days have ended...

Advil and Caffiene. Even in small doese, caffiene (or often Chocolate), dilates blood vessels and eases cramps. Far better for the body than heating pads.
K

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Originally Posted by keiko

Advil and Caffiene. Even in small doese, caffiene (or often Chocolate), dilates blood vessels and eases cramps. Far better for the body than heating pads.
K

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There we go. Just watch it on the Advil, it can cause severe internal bleeding if taken to excess. Plus, caffeine, for some, particularily can cause one to take extended bathroom breaks and I would not relish two holes a flowin' if I was a lady.

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Originally Posted by memorydream

There we go. Just watch it on the Advil, it can cause severe internal bleeding if taken to excess. Plus, caffeine, for some, particularily can cause one to take extended bathroom breaks and I would not relish two holes a flowin' if I was a lady.

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Thats why small doses. Of both. And mostly it's coffee that causes the laxative effect, due to its particular chemical makeup. I've experimented with all the "cures" for PMS and now I don't get it any more. Yay Depo! It's worth the needle for the little miracles.
K

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Originally Posted by Neverborn

i once fucked a girl while she was on the rag, and i have to say it was about the lowest point of my life. :(

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Aw, I like fucking on the rag. Everything's more sensitive then and I find that around this time I'm horny as a cat in heat. Plus there's lube right there anyway... ;)

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Originally Posted by gonesavage

Aw, I like fucking on the rag. Everything's more sensitive then and I find that around this time I'm horny as a cat in heat. Plus there's lube right there anyway... ;)

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See, I told ya Neverborn , of course that lube is key (and the ultimate back up, even when your by yourself).

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Originally Posted by keiko

Thats why small doses. Of both. And mostly it's coffee that causes the laxative effect, due to its particular chemical makeup. I've experimented with all the "cures" for PMS and now I don't get it any more. Yay Depo! It's worth the needle for the little miracles.
K

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Your probably right. (I really don't know anything about Depo.)