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its been a secret fantasy of mine for years, but not the swashbucling-eypatch wearing-parrot on your right shoulder type.Ive always wanted to have a huge aircraft carrier type ship with huge cannons and whatnot. Then i could go out and rob people out at sea along with my pirate crew, it would mostly be cruise ships,and im only robing them for the fun of it not realy seeking their loot . So anyways anyone else got any dorky fantasies im realy bored so id like to hear em if you got any.
You should play the Pirate Warband in Mordheim.
Gothic setting, with Pirates Bursting in and taking to looting the city.
Could I be joinin yer crew thar, matey?Quote:
Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
welcome aborard harrrr
I love piracy. That's really the ultimate job. Arrr.
evryones welcome aboard
Avast ye.
Reminds me of the Pirate character that my friend Pete made up:
Captain Cumbeard.
CumBeard," Avast matey, get yer rear in gear, and climb onto me wooden vessel! "
CumBeard,"Come take a ride on petifile mile!"
avast theres a new word for my vocabulary
heres a half ased pic of the ship it took me 1 whole minute :D
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/...iKKow/harr.jpg
Needs Corpses and trophies, heads on pikes, and other decorations all over it, like live prisoners chained to the hull, etc.
I want to be in charge of ramming.
Smashing smaller ships to pieces sounds like fun.
Especially Carnival Cruise ships for having annoying commercials.
i know but i dont have any photoshop skills :(Quote:
Originally Posted by BrightStar
god i hat that song they play on the comercials i wana kill whoever jhonny isQuote:
Originally Posted by macabrette
Well, just don' think I am swabbing the deck.
Arrr! We mop the deck with BLOOD on this 'ere ship!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirren
and we use mops made out of human heads harrrrrQuote:
Originally Posted by BrightStar
Now that is just unsanitary. :1orglaughQuote:
Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
well we aint onboard the ss martha stewart so its suposd to be unsanitary
Can we have an actual cannon? That fires cannon balls in the shape of baby heads?
ain't we? :P
sure we can even have one that fires real baby headsQuote:
Originally Posted by macabrette
Heh. Frag that! Lets have a cannon that fires real Babies! ************Quote:
Originally Posted by macabrette
i was also thinking of a trebuchet for hurling people instead of making them walk the plank
real babies would splatter before hitting their target from the force of being shot off, I think.
Nah, you are probably thinking of the Puppies and Kittens.Quote:
Originally Posted by macabrette
dont peoples heads snap off when they hit a hard enough surface
Depends if the hard surface in question is the blade of a guillotine....
maybe we should get a guillotine incase we got any mutineers
personally I'd get a Sea Wolf class submarine, or better yet a Los Angeles class attack sub........... come up on ships with the sweet surfacing that they do and scare the shit out of yachters........ that'd be fucking sweet.
i never wanted to be a pirate until i saw pirates of the carribean... but ever since i was little and saw "blue lagoon" i always wanted to be stranded on an island and hide from scary pirates!
Sure, I'd like to be a pirate. I'd imagine I'd pretty much be a Captain Hook type (yes, the Disney and not Curry one).
sure it sounds fun, but its not as intimidating as a huge metal ship shooting babies, and heading towards you at full speed.Quote:
Originally Posted by hewhoisagod
I'm not sure... would we get pie?Quote:
Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
~Histrionica~
cheesecake is a kind of pie right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Histrionica
Cheese cake is better than pie.
I don't know how good of a pirate I would make. Maybe I should be like a Charlotte Doyal, or a Damsel In Distress and you swashbuckling Buccaneers can rescue me from this life of drudgery...
K
If there is Severed Heads, Dead Baby Cannons, Bloody Decks, Ship Ramming, Trebuche Tossing Mutaneers and Cheese Cake......I'm with ya...
Only question is when is Tea?????
Yarrrr... must have pie. Pie gooooooood.
<~Weebl and Bob fan.
~Histrionica~
10 past 4, like always. (Or first bell of the first dog watch by ships time).Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Asmodeus=-
K
by tea you mean a long island ice tea right?