So I was looking for a job and!

I thought It was funny this pooped up on craigslist

Internet Engineering Jobs

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Reply to: jason.hooper1@us.army.mil
Date: 2006-04-13, 12:16PM CDT


Some of the internet engineering jobs include: Information Technology Specialist.

BENEFITS INCLUDE:
- Starting at $1100 a month with automatic raises after four months
- Room and board provided for you and your family
- Full medical and dental coverage, to include family members
- 100% Tuition assistance, to the college of your choice, while serving in the U.S. Army
- Up to $71,424 of tuition assistance after serving in the U.S. Army to the college of your choice
- Up to $40,000 CASH BONUS!
- 30 days paid vacation every year
- Opportunities for promotion and advancement in the job opportunity of your choice
- Travel and adventure

QUALIFICATIONS:
The U.S. Army is seeking individuals for full time and part time positions who are:
- U.S. Citizen or Resident
- High School graduates or equivalent
- Between the ages of 17-39 years of age
- Must take and pass the ASVAB test

Those interested in learning more about the opportunities and programs that the U.S. Army can provide, call 281-561-6328 or email your name with complete mailing address and phone number to: Jason.hooper@usarec.army.mil



Job location is Houston and Surrounding Areas

Compensation: Full salary, bonuses, full medical and dental, money for college

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One again the missled
OB~26

OMG... They are getting crafty....

fuckers...they are tainting the job market woth their promises of money and death

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Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair

fuckers...they are tainting the job market woth their promises of money and death

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I thought that was Microsoft

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OB~26

what, you mean they dont have big lineup's of people wanting to get in ast it is. Still they do make it sound appealling

looking for jobs in Australia you often see dozens of positions for engineers and technicians with the military. so you follow the links to the army website and they essentially say "what jobs?" and "we aren't putting technicians on right now."

at which point i'm really tempted to curse them with a full-on Chaos Magick style curse (the ones i've found work best), and then i remember they gave my sister a damn good job. she practically runs the Victorian side of their supply department. so the hell with them.

i don't think they'd let me anywhere near the weapons, anyway. :(