are you goth enough for this?
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are you goth enough for this?
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We're so goth we'd want a darker shade.
mG
As long as it doesn't come in Pink, I'm fine! :thumb:
took me a minute to figure out what it was......needs skull patterns on it though. can't be goth enough if it aint got skulls plastered all over it.
I'd so never use White TP ever again. But yes; patterns are a must!
great then everyone is goona need that Anal Bleachin !
awesome ex for the min order being 15 packs of three rolls for $150. as far as i know the majority of all goths are broke....
K
I don't know what to think about that.. but i know that it would be definetely intersting for those days that you are pooping like a hose.....
theres a reason why TP doesnt come in colors anymore...it helps cause cancer (im serious btw..there was research done on it)
Wow. I would have never thought to do that. Not worth it if it's gunna go and give me a lump, though. o_o
hah yeah man... that... doesnt do it for me.
plus how would you tell if youre... you know... all done down there??? ahhh!!!
the rest of my bathrooms black, how will I find it?
:mdance: Awesome! At first, I didn't know what it was. I like the idea but I'm sure it's not worth $150 :eeek:
Wannabe Goth:
Buys $150 of black TP, takes a photo of themselves posing with it, then sells it on eBay for $10. Uses the cash to buy pink New Rock laces and credit on Skype.
Nu-Goth:
Buys $150 of black TP, takes it to a Type O Negative concert and sells it at $1 a sheet to the kiddies. Uses the cash to buy another box, and some beer. Within 6 months he has a team of drug-fuelled teenagers hand-painting his TP purple.
Lifestyle Goth:
Buys a roll from the dude on eBay, puts in in her all-black apartment and promptly loses it. Spends $75 on a tarot reading to locate the TP, discovers it has an inner soul, and arranges a funeral for the cardboard tube. 30 people attend. It rains.
Original Goth:
Goes to the bathroom and closes her eyes.
mG
Keep it white and dye free... it's safer just like Voldta says. There was a woman (withholding name) who always put layers of colored tissue on the crotch of her panties... I guess she couldn't afford panti-liners? Well, she died of Cervical Cancer. Coincidence?
Considering what it is, and where it is going I think someone has spent way to much time designing this. I can see buying the stuff for a cool photoshoot or something but if I am literally going to put that much money up my ass I am going to find a funner way to do it. :thumb:Quote:
Renova Black is an elegant 3-ply, fragrance bath tissue paper that has been tested under dermatological and gynecological control. It is a biodegradable, non-toxic, soothing tissue and does not bleed any color when wet. Renova Black luxury bath tissue complies with all US and European health/code requirements. Renova only uses ECF and TCF pulps (Elementary Chlorine Free and Totally Chlorine Free, respectively). Renova Black is made of 100% biodegradable, virgin pulp and it is entirely recyclable.
your better off wiping your ass with some benjamins. its the same thing. and you get to defile the government while your at it. make a statement! rebel! eat the gubment cheese and the gub-ment aint got shit on you!!
who cares? I'm not buying anything that gets thrown away or flushed down the toilet if it's not made out of recycled pulp. Our environment is fucked up enough aready without people like renova and kimberly clark cutting down ancient forrest. fuck them.
end rant.
I'm so Goth I shit spiderwebs.
they're probably going to make a lot of money selling that crap
^^ isn't it anti crap?
K
I like the dude with the jailhouse tats in the ad. Oh man, I must get some now.
That was good, Mindgames. XD
According to their safety page, it's 100% virgin pulp (bad news to you)Quote:
Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
BUT
It's 100% recyclable.
oh.. wait a .. *mental image descends*
mG
Hell... I'm soooooo GOTH...
my GIRLFRIEND is BLACK.
HA... so there...
as far as wanting coloured
asswipe... could just as easily
go out in the woods and pick
from a hue of natural, organic
and truly recyclable materials...
I was a Boy Scout.. always be
prepared and know which is
the poison ivy.
$150 for bum whip? This almost sounds like something a damn emo kid would buy in big bulk
luckily for the emo kid it only sells in bulk
ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA!!! FUCKING FABULOUS IDEA!!!!!! :DQuote:
always be
prepared and know which is
the poison ivy.
This seems like it would be a bad idea just for the same reason that dark brown toilet paper would be a bad idea.