I swear if my cats dont leave me alone im going to die..

okay, i would post more often ive just been busy with my evil little kittens who like to ruin and cut everything. THEN! the stupid little things attack me while im trying to goto sleep. so i dont get to sleep till 6 am. Anyone know how i can unwind the little imps and make them tired. yeah your thinking oh they will tire themselves out. yeah. right. youve never met these freaking things. there like the energizer bunny or something. they never.ever.get tired. unlike them i need sleep because i cant stay home 24/7 so anyone know how to knock out a cat without throwing it into a wall 3000 times...which with those cats i dont think even that would work. help. im desperate.

haha im reading this as my cat wont stop crying because im on the computer, he hates when all the attention is not on him

Put them next to you,like you are hugging them. They will not be able to move, and they will enjoy the affection. Since they cant move, they will eventually goto sleep.

haha no these things will fight me tooth and claw to get out of my grip. ive tried that. Ive even tried locking them in a basket. that didnt work. yes im aware Im evil.

Having cats is great but they are definitely with attitude. They do what they want, when they want, one of my cats cries and it sounds like a newborn, imagine that :P

1/4 a valium.........i have to do that to my poodle when i am grooming him

Spray them with a spray bottle with some water when they misbehave.

What brand of food are you feeding them? I have noticed when I give my cats "Friskies" they go ape shit. Get them some catnip, yes they will be uberhyper for about an hour, but then they crash hard.

i have an evil kitten too! he's black and his name is simba... go figure.
hahahahaha i pretty much let them do what they want... close your bedroom door... although you've already tried that most likely.... heh XD *twitch* im hyper. oh yeah gently tapping their nose signifies they've done something wrong...but that doesn't really do anything... so hmmm just like run around in circles before bed time! they'll be dizzy, and tired... hopefully ^.^

Hyper evil kittens I've dealt with. The catnip trick works fairly well, also by endearing you to them. However, I've noticed that sometimes they get to be TOO aweful. I have a really loose streatched out sock. Putting it over the offending kitten's head will distract the beast for a few minutes. Eventually the sock will come off, but nothing is more subduing than a bruised ego. It'll be a sprained dignity if you make a point of laughing at the cat while he's trying to get the sock off. It doesn't hurt them (if the sock is clean), but it does humble them. After a few, maybe 5 or 6 times, the cat will be content to have a sock thrown near him and he'll give up what he's doing in search of other entertainment. If that doesn't work, all I can tell you is they will grow out of it... and maybe check the paranormal activity in your area.
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give them a toy to keep them ocupied

When I got Cinnamon my ex and I had to take shifts sleeping because the person who got to sleep in the room with her was attacked everytime they moved. We used to wear black socks, gloves and a ski hat to minimaize the movement she could see.

i miss my cats :(

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Originally Posted by Vempyrik

i miss my cats :(

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aww Im sorry, I hope cinnamon and sneaky give you enough lovin. If not I will have to have a stern talk with them.

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Originally Posted by Gothickitty

aww Im sorry, I hope cinnamon and sneaky give you enough lovin. If not I will have to have a stern talk with them.

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there still not myne :(

Two Words: Lazer Pointer!

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Originally Posted by Mekahoel The Pandafist

Two Words: Lazer Pointer!

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Fuck ya those are so much fun.... I used to have one for the cats. I need to get another one.

my dog was more into that then my cats..they were into it as kittens...