Everything Has A Gender

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
Also after it gets nailed it goes flat and you can tell by the wear and tear that it's been around.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!

voldt,

Sometimes i wonder which side of the Battle you are on... j/k That is awesome

haha i think the remote is my favorite one.

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Originally Posted by Bondage Clown

voldt,

Sometimes i wonder which side of the Battle you are on... j/k That is awesome

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lmao, that hourglass one made me laugh

Ribs are female too , or at least they were made of it :)
You eat them up realy fast :D

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Originally Posted by OliX

Ribs are female too , or at least they were made of it :)
You eat them up realy fast :D

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:thumb:

Voldta, i've got a single atom of hydrogen here. it's pretty much like any other atom of hydrogen, but my eyes aren't good enough to determine if it's male or female. jeez, i can't even tell if it's a halogen or a metal.

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Originally Posted by sheramil

Voldta, i've got a single atom of hydrogen here. it's pretty much like any other atom of hydrogen, but my eyes aren't good enough to determine if it's male or female. jeez, i can't even tell if it's a halogen or a metal.

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wanna trade it with the Angelican tract?? :D

Heh heh, thanks for that.