It's begging and pleading time
Ok people, here's the deal. I NEED FASHION ADVICE DESPERATELY!!
First off I need to describe myself. BIG guy 6'2" 280lbs (Just ask Shyla, she remembers me from Louisiana). Can't find any really cool clothes that fit at the typical retail shops (Hot Topic, Retail Slut) or any of the numerous local shops.
1. Does anyone know of any clothing shops that carry larger sizes?
2. Would anyone be willing to give me a "makeover"?
3. Would renaissance attire be appropriate at a "Goth Club"? (Going to The Church here in Dallas this weekend, dont want to stick too far out)
So far the only "out there" attire I own are a pair of knee-high, buckled black patent leather boots with 4" soles, a poet shirt, a wide leather kidney belt with straps that cross over the chest to a set of shoulder pauldrons and back across the back, cotton knee breeches (?) and a black sarrong. Any advice?
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Ren garb works at most goth clubs. More so in the south I think than some places. I'd skip the more obviously medievalist stuff the first time at a new club and just go with the poet shirt and like black jeans and big boots.
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Ditch it all and go with a Spice Girls shirt and a knife. Works for me all the time.
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Originally Posted by Vaughn
Ditch it all and go with a Spice Girls shirt and a knife. Works for me all the time.
Yup. You'd be surprised how little people care what you're wearing once they know you're well armed.
Get one of them big hunting knives.
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Originally Posted by Vaughn
Ditch it all and go with a Spice Girls shirt and a knife. Works for me all the time.
I think that is more the outfit to wear when you've been to the same place a dozen times and are comfortable with the specific culture of that club and want to kill everyone involved.
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Originally Posted by AmeliaG
I think that is more the outfit to wear when you've been to the same place a dozen times and are comfortable with the specific culture of that club and want to kill everyone involved.
Hell of an image that'd make...One soul on top of a mountain of corpses holding a bloody knife an dressed only in a spice girls shirt.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...It'll need some sort of tacky tag line...
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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire
Hell of an image that'd make...One soul on top of a mountain of corpses holding a bloody knife an dressed only in a spice girls shirt.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...It'll need some sort of tacky tag line...
Y'all are crackin' me up!
I agree with Amelia... Poet shirt, black pants and some big'ol black boots! ;)
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koolagh - did you go to the club? If so, how was it? Good club? Did you have fun?
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Originally Posted by AmeliaG
I think that is more the outfit to wear when you've been to the same place a dozen times and are comfortable with the specific culture of that club and want to kill everyone involved.
That must be why I wear my Spice Girl's shirt alll the time.
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Originally Posted by Tequila Zaire
Hell of an image that'd make...One soul on top of a mountain of corpses holding a bloody knife an dressed only in a spice girls shirt.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...It'll need some sort of tacky tag line...
Was thinking of the Khornate BattleCry "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" At first, but then I noticed the Spice girls Shirt part.
Try this caption: Sing For The Pleasure..."
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Originally Posted by AmeliaG
koolagh - did you go to the club? If so, how was it? Good club? Did you have fun?
Unfortuantely I couldnt make it there this past weekend, got called out of town for an audition. Oh, there is always this weekend.
