So Im all comfy this morning sleeping in bed. Its been unbearably hot lately, and our AC just isnt tough enough to fight this sort of heat. I sleep naked, just more comfy that way. Usually I have a sheet over me, but with the heat I dont.
Ok, so Im sleeping nicely when a weird sound wakes me up. At first I thought I was just dreaming so try and drift back off. Well, I hear this weird noise over and over again. Its coming from the door thats two feet away from the bed. I kinda half assed roll over and what do I see?
A fucking dude standing in the window of the door staring in at me. I put two and two together (cause Im smart like that) and come to the conclusion that the sounds I heard were him jacking off.
Now we are on the third floor, and all access to the stairs are pretty secure. It takes me a second to realize Im completely naked, as I throw the sheet over me, I look back up and the dude is gone. I jump out of bed and get dressed and go outside with no sign of the dude. I heard noises coming from the very back of the property, and then nothing. I stand there all freaked out. So I go to take a piss and email and call Eric to tell him what I just encountered, and while I was taking a piss, what do I hear?
Yep, someone at the back door again. I jump up off the toilet to see if I can see the bastard, but when I get to the back door, theres noone there, but I hear a door slam from somewhere below me.
The thought never occured to me to grab the bat sitting by the couch, and give the fucker a real show. Me beating him sensless while Im naked.
Whomever it was sure started off his day pretty good, but the bastard fucked up my sleep. Thats what Im most pissed about.
Time to hang something over that window.
