okay all you tequilla connosieurs......

Im sure some have heard of the breakup drink before? this is the alcoholic drink one drinks when they have broken up wiht someone to either forget about or help numb out he pain of a break up, right? and then there's different degrees of said drink. the last time i broke up with someone, they were worth a forty ounce, this time around, I have decided to just get plastered and am going with my archnemesis, tequilla. my question is, which is the best brand to pick?

now, I dont wanna go spending over thirty bucks so that limits the selection but so far, I have been told to go with cuervo 1800 and cuervo gold and that with curevo gold to go with th elightest shade you can find, any addons to this question excluding that im an immature jerk or an asshole?

i dont remember what its called..but theres a tequila that goes for 150-200$ a shot, just because the bottle alone is imported from France and costs 600$.

cuervo 1800 would be my choice for a less than $30 bottle of tequila... lots of lemons, a decent grade of sea salt... find a good friend, and make toasts as fast as you can!

"To King Gehadora, that sexy 3 headed golden space dragon bitch!" DRINK!

then the next person makes the next toast

"To Salting our cocks, and attempting to fuck slugs with them!" DRINK!!

.... you can down the bottle in 45min this way... and i guarantee that you'll black out.

which can be amusing, as you hear about all of your behavior the next day.

stay away from the cuervo gold, and go with the 1800. this is from a guy who won't spend less that $65 on a bottle of tequila.... the more you pay, the less it hurts.

i'm a former tequila drinker, and 1800 was my brand.

no one's judging you. (jerk.) (asshole--kidding! :twak: sorry)

:drunky:

good luck

i got a bottle with 3 worms in it, i had one worm on sat night as well as a third of a bottle of tequila, was a good night

spits at cuervo...Cabo Wabo...look for the blue bottle, if you are gonna drink a whole bottle, make it a good one, you'll thank me the next morning...cheap=hangover hell

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Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair

spits at cuervo...Cabo Wabo...look for the blue bottle, if you are gonna drink a whole bottle, make it a good one, you'll thank me the next morning...cheap=hangover hell

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exactly.

i used to drink cuervo 1800, until i started paying more for my tequila, then i never went back.

I only drink Cuervo Gold. Though there is a cheaper tequila called Sierra.

Cheap Tequila by
Johnny Winter

Cheap perfume, sweet perfume
Lonely smell that fills the room
Roses in your low-rent tomb
A picture made of cheap perfume
Sad old rag, sad young hag
Clothes that hide the early sag
Sequins on a lame bag
The sparkles of a sad old rag.

Chorus:
Drink up and be happy
Live just for today
Drown in cheap tequila
And flush yourself away.

Worn out dreams, washed up schemes
Blueprint for a death machine
Scarred wrists on a movie queen
A picture of a worn out dream.

Chorus 2 times

thanks for the advice. I was kinda tryign to stay awya form cabo wabo simply cus of the sammy haggar referenc eot it but sounds good. will try. do you need to go off the clarity test with it too like with cuervo or is it pretty consistent bottle to bottle?

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Originally Posted by malcolm

thanks for the advice. I was kinda tryign to stay awya form cabo wabo simply cus of the sammy haggar referenc eot it but sounds good. will try. do you need to go off the clarity test with it too like with cuervo or is it pretty consistent bottle to bottle?

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I know I thought the same thing, cause my aunt is a sammy haggar groupy and she follows him all over the u.s. (its so fucking stupid, shes 45). But one year when we went camping she brought some cabo wabo, and shes like, this is sammys tequila, I was thinking...omg he made a fucking tequila.:eeek:.its gonna be shitty. But it is really super smooth and ooooh so good.:rryumy:. But then I thought, well yeah I guess you gotta be really fucking drunk to sing music like that!:1orglaugh

Might I also suggest, cut the top off of a milk jug, fill the jug with water then put the teq. in it, then freezing it. so when you pull the jug off, you have a bottle in an ice block with just the neck sticking out....makes drinking a whole bottle of tequila bareable :thumb:

oh and no, every bottle is super good

I would have to veto Ta-kill-ya
as a breakup drink...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...learBottle.jpg

EVERCLEAR... that's a perfect
fuck the world and everyone in
it kinda drink... go for the 190
proof... worth it every time....
that you actually live through
a night of drinking it. :thumb:

My favorite is Centenario. It costs about a hundred bucks for the bottle, but It is by far the best tequilla out there. It has an angel on the label, that's usually how I find it, because It's not exactly easy to find, and usually nobody knows what I'm talking about untill I mention the label. But it sure is tasty.

Da Breakup Song to go along with
some heavy drinking of any kind
of booze. :1orglaugh

The Most expensive tequila
is actually $225,000.00 a bottle
some bars sell tequila UP TO $150 an oz. but no higher

eh. don't drink gold. gold is for mixing, silver is better for drinking straight.

i like 1800 personally.

every once in awhile i'll spring for a bottle of Patron though.