You know anybody who needs an "anti-stupid" pill?

from yahoo

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

though eliminating the loss of short term memor with this pill, they've yet to alter the stupid gene... unfortunately... ;)

i think i'm gonna start slipping them to my boss with his morning coffee.

untill they do fix the stupid gene, i think i'll just invest in an anti stupidity flame thrower.

K

Great. now we can make someone pay attention to a question, remember the question, but still be too fumbduck to answer it.

These are gonna be munched like beernuts in call centers the world over.

mG

fuck an Anti-stupid pill...i need an anti-life pill to Dose out like a goddamn Cropduster...

I NEED AN ANTI STUPID PILL!!!!
was making a drs appointment for either monday or tuesday (the only 2 days next week my dr is working before her vacation) and i told the receptionist, "not tuesday, i feel like something is happening tuesday... i just dont remember what..."
JAMIE HAD TO FUCKING TELL ME TUESDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
*kills self*

we aleready have a drug that does this sort of thing, its called amphetamine, and its been used to increase alertness and attentiveness since the 1930s, it also helps with short term memory.

hahaa where can i find some?

i have amphetamine
=P
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